[Name] Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed
[Desc] One of your nephews was recently fired from his job for deciding to go under the needle and cover his entire arm in a sleeve of tattoos.
[Validity] allows tattoos
[option] Your nephew, flexing his arm to admire his tattoos, complains. "This is nothing more than obvious discrimination in the workplace! I was excelling at my job before I got all inked up, and the next day my boss tells me I'm fired out of nowhere! It's not like they're too outrageous or anything. You have to businesses from discriminating against those who want to express themselves!"
[effect] young children often learn harsh words from their teacher's tattoos
[option] "You can't give me a good enough reason to hire a person who decides to put something like that on their body," counters @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hiring manager at a local business. "Personally, I don't trust people who have tattoos, but that stays between you and me, @@LEADER@@. I want my employees to look professional, and a sleeve full of tattoos would freak out my customers. Businesses should be able to have the ability to fire people if they have a tattoo, and that should be final!"
[effect] job applicants are strip-searched to check for illegal ink
[option] "Oh dear, how far have we gone as a nation to let people do these terrible things to their bodies?" questions your elderly grandmother, who waited for your nephew to leave the room before she entered. "I just don't think that these people are good for our society. It probably would be best to just ban the practice of tattoos in @@NAME@@ once and for all."
[effect] tattoos have been scrubbed out