[TITLE] Shine On, You Crazy Diamond?
[DESCRIPTION] What was supposed to be a celebratory occasion – the addition of a flawless (and enormous) new diamond to the national collection at The @@NAME@@ Institution – has turned in to a national embarrassment. Independent experts have released a statement declaring the stone to be lab-created, and the question of "what does it mean to be real?" has become a hot-button topic.
[VALIDITY] All
[OPTION 1] "This isn’t my fault!" trembles gem curator @@RANDOMNAME@@, who was responsible for approving the enormously expensive purchase. "The dealer called it a diamond, and told us it was the real thing! An opportunity like that only comes around once in a blue moon, so we had to jump on it! There needs to be a law. Anything that looks too much like something else needs to be clearly labeled as knock-off, or… or… or send the dealer to prison!"
[EFFECT 1] fashion designers get arrested for their derivative "pants with two legs" designs
[OPTION 2a] [VALIDITY: Private Industry] "That doesn’t go far enough!" roars cartel boss @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ De Beers, waving a diamond-studded cane wildly. "Just think! People buying luxury goods for low prices? Outrageous. They’re terrible for my bottom line, and for the economy of @@NAME@@. Where will your taxes go when every John and Jane can get anything they want for just a few @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@? These lab-created diamonds, and all knock-off goods, must be banned!"
[EFFECT 2a] sumptuary laws are making a come-back as only the rich can afford fashionable clothes
[OPTION 2b] [VALIDITY: No Private Industry] "That doesn’t go far enough!" roars Division of Mining chairperson @@RANDOMNAME@@, waving this month’s production reports. "Workers buying luxury goods, at low prices no less? Outrageous. This has the making of a bourgeois uprising! They’re terrible for the moral and economic future of @@NAME@@. What will happen to our production rates when every John and Jane thinks they have risen above their fellow workers? Lab-created diamonds, and all knock-off goods, must be banned!"
[EFFECT 2b] bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic
[OPTION 3] "They really are fascinating, @@LEADER@@" muses gemologist @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Hall, examining a lab-created stone through a microscope. "The only difference between these and the real thing is that these are even more perfect, without all the flaws nature creates. To heck with pulling them from the ground; we should start churning these out in the lab and dominating the international market! Think of the boon to our economy when other nations see the quality of the stones we’re ‘mining’ here! No need to tell them source."
[EFFECT 3] the closed down mines of @@NAME@@ are surprisingly productive
[OPTION 4] [VALIDITY: Private Industry] "Who cares where it came from, it’s pretty!" spouts teenage survey-taker @@RANDOMNAME@@, gazing at the giant diamond. "All that high price rarity nonsense is just supply manipulation by the cartel. You should encourage people to make whatever they want, and let the shoppers decide if it's worth buying! I heard one of my teachers say that’s what the free market is all about!"
[EFFECT 4] @@NAME@@ is widely regarded as the copy-cat capital of @@REGION@@
[OPTION 5] "This obsession with extravagance is unhealthy," admonishes noted ascetic @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Fake? Real? Why does it matter in the end? We must look to the soul of @@NAME@@, and pull back from this worship at the altar of luxury. Renounce riches, renounce commercialism, and encourage the people to do the same. Only in this way shall we reach enlightenment."
[EFFECT 5] the official government response to popular issues is that they doesn't matter either way
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