Saw this draft from Rednest some time ago, and I thought it was a neat topic,
and so entered a co-authorship with them! Probably my last one for a while... if you haven't noticed how many I've entered recently.
I hope you enjoy; I'm sorry I took so long to get to this, but alas, I hit a small road block.
(also a better title name is welcome)
Title: A Sign of Things to Come
The Issue: A recent campaign speech by @@CAPITAL@@ mayoral candidate @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ called out the owners of the apartment complex that @@HIS_1@@ campaign manager lives in, upon being evicted for putting campaign posters on @@HIS_2@@ balcony despite a lease provision that prohibits political signage. The candidate not only promises to impose a city ordinance that would render such provisions invalid, but has also called for you to impose this policy throughout @@NAME@@.
Validity: (Co-Authors: Rednest, Jutsa) Democratic; Capitalist
Option 1: "This is a clear attack on freedom of speech!" proclaims activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ as @@HE@@ bumps into you on the way back from dropping off @@HIS@@ rent check. "The people of @@NAME@@ should not have their voices silenced just because they pay rent every month! @@LASTNAME_1@@ has the right idea! Ban land owners from restricting our freedom of speech!"
[effect] entire apartment complexes are filled with @@LEADER@@'s face
Option 2: "Hey, it's my property! I should be able to tell my renters not to post ad campaigns, especially when it's some bozo with a jaunty cap," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, owner of over a dozen apartment complexes in the @@CAPITAL@@ area. "It's not like we're telling them who to vote for. It's just that us landowners should have the right to say what can and can not be placed on our properties. In fact, you should pass a law protecting us land owners and allowing us to do anything we want with our land, regardless of who's living in it."
[effect] signs saying "We Are Better Than You" can be seen on rented lawns
Option 3: "Tyranny by renters must end!" argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, who has become a cause célèbre for tenant rights after @@HIS@@ landlord evicted @@HIM@@ for owning a dozen unregistered pet @@ANIMALPLURAL@@. "There are too many landlords in this great nation who think they can force their tenants to do whatever they want. These are people's homes! You should ban contracts prohibiting peoples' rights to do whatever they want in their home, regardless of who owns it!"
[effect] the average security deposit for an apartment has quadrupled
Option 4: "Stop making this an issue about land owners and renters; this is an issue about eyesore posters of crooked politicians with even worse smiles popping up all over the place," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, after having kicked over several posters from your opposition on @@HIS@@ jog over. "Have designated places for these things and ban them from popping up anywhere else. They're disgusting, and I shouldn't have to look at them if I don't want to."
[effect] political posters are so crowded out that no one knows who they're voting for
ed: If you haven't noticed, I've also enjoyed using the term "bozo" lately.