Little Wrestlers Spark Big Controversy
[desc]A dwarf wrestling tour was cut short after advocacy groups complained that it was demeaning.
[option]"Just look at this!" fumes three-foot tall disabled rights activist @@RANDOMNAME@@, waving around a poster that you can't see over the top of your desk. "This isn't a sporting event; this is a modern-day freak show. It even says they have a 'midget toss'! I know the wrestlers agreed to participate, but they aren't the only ones that have to live with the dehumanizing stereotypes. @@NAME@@ shouldn't tolerate entertainment that pokes fun at people for their size or disabilities."
[effect]people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size
[option]Suddenly, you see a diminutive wrestler in brightly-colored spandex hurtling toward you as someone tosses @@HIM@@ onto your desk and @@HE@@ knocks all your papers onto the floor. "Ha! What fun is life if you can't laugh at yourself?" @@HE@@ says. "Maybe wrestling isn't for everyone, but it's a lot better than being unemployed or having some boring office job. Instead of telling us what we can't do, why don't you give us some support and let us show everyone what we can do."
[effect]dwarf wrestling is a smash hit
"You're all thinking too small," slobbers creepy endocrinologist @@RANDOMNAME@@, leering down over the head of the wrestler and gesticulating erratically. "You've got to look at the big picture. We wouldn't have to worry about any of this if we had a cure for dwarfism, right? Well, I've just made a huge breakthrough in hormone treatments that would allow all these people to grow to a normal height. All I need is some funding to make my project a reality. Yes, that's all..." @@HE@@ cackles maniacally, though it's not clear what is so funny.
endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study
It could add a lot of humor.
