And before I get seven posts about it, Option 4 is an explicit reference to a pretty good indie movie out of Uganda called, "Who Killed Captain Alex?". For a film made on a $200 budget, it's actually pretty good.
[TITLE] Bleeding Edge Jewelry
[desc] A recent study has found that the majority of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ diamonds purchased overseas comes from warlords and rebel insurgents in the jungle nation of Zimbezi. The profits from these "blood diamonds" have gone on to finance unspeakable atrocities, and, as you nervously stare at your diamond-encrusted university class ring, you have assembled a group of advisors on how to handle this issue.
[validity] Does not have autarky policy, poor mining industry
[OPTION 1] "We've been unknowingly funding notorious war criminals and human rights abusers in our quest for vanity!" exclaims your Minister of Mineralogical Geoscience, and former university classmate, Kimberly Prohsciz. Nervously removing her own class ring, she continues,"If we had only done our due diligence and properly vetted all of our diamond imports, then we wouldn't have been complicit in the first place!"
[FALLOUT 1] diamonds form faster than it takes for their origins to be verified by customs officials
[OPTION 2] "If we only did our due diligence?" questions your Chief of Staff Leopold Hulce. Eyeing your university signet, he continues, "This would have never happened in the first place if we weren't fueling demand for these luxuries! Do we really need shiny wedding bands or class rings celebrating a C- grade point average? Ban all jewelry imports and confiscate any jewelry that even looks like it has dubious origins!"
[FALLOUT 2] "the Government took my wedding ring" is a common excuse for unfaithful spouses
[OPTION 3] Suddenly, renowned international MaxieTube star and MaxieCraft game expert xXDIAMONDEXCAVATOR73Xx bursts through your office doors. "Sup @@LEADER@@. So word on the tweet is that @@NAME@@ has a little diamond problem? My subscribers are millions strong and are experienced miners after watching my videos for years. If you don't want to buy diamonds from those Zimbezi griefers, then why not let my subscribers dig diamonds for you?"
[FALLOUT 3] children armed with pickaxes punch trees in the name of the @@DEMONYMADJ@@ diamond industry
[OPTION NV] "Diamond mining? In my nation? Shooooooooot partner, you've done lost your marbles!" exclaims your Minister of Environmental Run-Off and Run-Ons, Louis "Loamy" Davis. "Violet knows how terrible mining is on our environment, so rather than ruin our clean, clean drinking water, why not have our boys in the lab cook up some diamonds of our own? Sure they won't be as authentic, but they will be cheaper! Besides, what our wives don't know can't hurt them, right partner?"
[FALLOUT NV] cubic zirconium is considered a woman' best friend
[OPTION 4] "All this talk of mining and economics when we should be responding with military action!" shouts famous Army Captain Alex Nabwana. "This is serious! All of these atrocities must be answered for! I can personally vouch for the commandos of our elite helicopter squadrons, and I am confident that if we bring force to Zimbezi that we can show them the way that @@NAME@@ responds to genocidal war criminals. Action is coming, @@LEADER@@, I promise you."
[FALLOUT 4] crack military units are routinely deployed to ensure ethical foreign agricultural practices