[Name] Who’s Calling the Shots?
[Desc] Fifteen year old @@RANDOMNAME(1)@@ has made national headlines after doing the ironic unthinkable: getting multiple vaccinations without consent from either of @@HIS(1)@@ parents, who are vehemently opposed to vaccinations. Having been hurt and dismayed, they are now denouncing the local hospital allowing 'a little @@BOY(1)@@' to get the vaccinations all on @@HIS(1)@@ own.
[Validity] no mandatory vaccinations
[option] "What have they done to my precious @@BOY(1)@@!" sobs the mother, the Fleet Commander of her local Helicopter Parents Club. "I’m sure I know best for @@HIS@@ future, after all, I gave birth to @@HIM(1)@@! Haven't you ever heard the phrase 'mother knows best'? Any procedure on a child, whether big or small, should have the signature of parent approving it. I can't even fathom what they'll start doing next, maybe even a tattoo on my baby!"
[effect] a surge of annoyed teenagers are acting out against their overprotective parents
[option] "Are you, like, telling me I can't do what I want?" counters the teenager at the center of the situation, as @@HE(1)@@ is rolling @@HIS(1)@@ eyes at you. "Um, I pretty sure I should be allowed to get what I want. Just because my mom said so doesn't make it absolutely right, ya know? I should have a say in what happens to me, even if it means telling off my mom."
[effect] children are seen exercising their veto power when it comes to doctor visits
[validity] doesn’t have parental licensing
[option] Your Minister of Common Sense, stunned at what @@HE(2)@@ is hearing, chimes in. "Any person who believes in such idiotic beliefs proves themselves to be unfit to raise children. The only way that we can prevent this going forward is to screen prospective parents to make sure they have their wits intact. Make them pass a rigorous test before they are allowed to have children so way we can screen out undesirables, such as these so-called parents."
[effect] conspiracy theorists claim the government won't let them reproduce
[validity] has parental licensing
[option] Your Minister of Common Sense, stunned at what @@HE(2)@@ is hearing, chimes in. "Any person who believes in such idiotic beliefs proves themselves to be unfit to raise children. The only way that we can prevent this going forward is to screen prospective parents to make sure they have their wits intact. Add a question to our licensing test, and if they believe in any of these dumb theories, we must prohibit them from having children."
[effect] conspiracy theorists claim the government won't let them reproduce
[option] "Or, we could just solve the problem at its root," calmly says your Minister of Health, while fiddling with full syringe of what you assume is a vaccine. "I don't understand the question here; just force everyone to stay up-to-date with their vaccinations. Can you just imagine a @@NAME@@ without any diseases? Now, it won’t be exactly like that, but it sure will be close."
[effect] there’s a shot in every @@DEMONYM@@ arm