I thought it might be fun to write an issue with the "Anti-Sex League" wanting to ban recreational sex in @@NAME@@ (seeing as there's already artificial insemination), and exploring some of the different weird and wonderful policies that can occur with the No Sex policy. A lot of options, but they're all fairly short, and not every country will be eligible for all of them (no less than 3 and no more than 5)
Draft 2: Minor text changes and new effect line for 6
[title]No Sex Please, We're @@DEMONYM@@
[validity] No Sex policy; adult only
[description] Since reproductive sex was banned, a vocal group of slightly twitchy people calling themselves the Anti-Sex League have attracted members from across society into their ranks, including one of your aunts, two uncles and three senior Ministers. The group has taken a lifelong vow of celibacy, claiming sex is a distraction.
[option] "Recreational intercourse is a waste of energy that @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ could spend productively," says @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, the League's red sash tightly wound around her hips and swishing as she jogs ceaselessly on the spot. "By routing the sex instinct, @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ would choose to attend community classes on practical skills, go on long community hikes and take part in nonstop energetic sports to burn off excess tens... just because they're fun."
[effect] couples never seem to learn to use a screwdriver at the ever-popular 'Manual Handling and Tools' class
[option validity = lower than average political freedom]
[option] "This crazy broad might be onto something," mutters your Minister of Propaganda and Leader-Love. "People's partners interfere with their love for you, which must be absolute and undying. Now we make infants in a vat, there's no need for pathetic private families. Break up every private family and crush all personal relationships. You ought not compete for the love of a single supplicant."
[effect] the word "partner" is an obscenity
[option validity = no contraception, no abortion, has human sacrifice]
[option] "Is that the best you can do?" cackles the Minister of Machiavellianism, twirling his rather stylish pencil moustache. "Puh-lease! I could have coughed that up before breakfast. Picture this: without contraception, all these women are getting sprogged-up. We need, ahem, willing sacrifices to the gods or whatever we're doing it for. Sure, some sad cows may not be happy when the squads take their babies away, but they knew what they were getting into when they did the four-legged foxtrot."
[effect] birth is the leading cause of death
[option validity = no contraception; no abortion; no human sacrifice]
[option] "Why ban something that helps couples bond and improves cohesion?" asks @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, your Minister of Misadventures, who looks a lot thicker at the waist than you remember. "Of course, no-one wants to bring children into the world viviparously. We're in love, not sick! We... general, nonspecific people want to have children as nature intended, in a governmental vat. By distributing free contraception to all and permitting abortion, you'd enable people to enjoy a positive relationship with their partner without breaking the law."
[effect] people singing on the way to work is a major contributor to noise pollution
[option] "@@LEADER@@, you're not gonna listen to those repressed nutters in the Anti-Sex League, are you?" groans @@RANDOMNAME@@, author of sex-positive encyclopaedia The Big Book of Bonking. "Regular safe sex lowers your blood pressure and reduces the risk of certain cancers. You should encourage @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to adopt a healthy attitude. Perhaps you could even provide allotted breaks for couples who work different shifts. Nothing's too good for the nation's health."
[effect] it's said that @@LEADER@@ can turn every pleasure into a chore
[option] @@RANDOMNAME@@, of the Anti-Pleasure League, opens @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_5@'s book and drops it with a shriek of alarm. "All these people show an unnatural desire for selfish indulgence. Vacuous pleasure brings societies to their knees. And the moral decay of @@NAME@@ began with the ban of reproductive coitus. Restore intercourse to its natural reproductive function, and teach @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ that it is a serious task for the perpetuation of the @@TYPE@@, not for fun!"
[effect] relationships counselling involves telling couples to "close their eyes and think of @@NAME@@"