[Submitted] Issue: Motorcycles Motor-Chaos
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:44 pm
[Title] Motorcycles Motor-Chaos
[Validity] All nations that don't have a ban on automobiles.
[Description] Motorcycle crashes have increased rapidly over the past two weeks resulting in mass injuries and fatalities. Your advisers have gathered in your office to discuss what must be done about these crashes.
[Option 1] Your Minister of Safety @@RANDOMNAME@@ stands up from her chair, her face a bright shade of red. "This is NOT acceptable! How can we allow these nut jobs to ride such ludicrous vehicles! @NATIONNAME@ is better than this! I say that we ban all motorcycles at once!" She storms out of your office in a huff.
[Fallout] Motorcycles have been put into the Museum of Ancient Dangerous Weapons.
[Option 2] Tech tycoon @@RANDOMNAME@@ lays out stacks of diagrams and charts and says energetically to you, "This is the perfect opportunity to discuss my new plans! Motorcycles are way in the past and are far too dangerous, but motorcyclists still want to be able to ride free through the streets. So, to resolve this issue, I have created a hover board motorcycle! With hyper magnets on the bottom, it will match and even raise the speeds of motorcycles, but also propel them away from cars, people or any other obstruction! Isn't it great!? All that I'd need is a little government funding to make all the streets magnetic so they actually work, but isn't that a small price to pay for such a huge technological advancement!"
[Fallout] Kids often lose their toy magnets when walking by the street.
[Option 3] An elderly motorcyclists crashes through your window on his motorcycle. "You can't get rid of motorcycles! I been riding on one o' these since you been born! Ya know what I say? Ban cars! Those worthless pieces o' junk don't get ya anywhere on time. I say we make the streets motorcycle only! Then we'll be more efficient and faster!" He jumps out of your shattered window and continues driving on the street.
[Fallout] Soccer moms now do carpools on the back of motorcycles.
Please tell me what you think of this in the poll above! If you chose "Needs Some Work" or "Trash", please tell me why so I can improve it!
Submitted.