Draft 3.0
Title: People are Strange When You're @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@
The Issue: Upon allowing even @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to vote, it was discovered that people have been training large teams of @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ to vote for specific, pro-@@ANIMAL@@ candidates, leading to what many have called "legal voter fraud".
Validity: Chain from #502.3 and #502.4
Option 1: "Have you taken a good, hard look at what congress has become? It's full of idiots trying to give @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ more rights than us humans!" declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@phobe, trying to get @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@ off of @@HIS@@ leg. "All because pro-animal yahoos are allowed to vote tens, even hundreds of times over through their 'associates'. Clearly, we need to forbid @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ from voting."
[effect] anyone deemed unhuman is banished from having a voice in society
Option 2: "Shh! Don't say that around Mr. Puffles," says Mama @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, a self-proclaimed animal foster, trying to put his hands on what he thinks are Mr. Puffles's ears. "What we need is to crack down on those mean baddies trying to abuse the system, and install an unbiased program to teach @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ how to vote freely, of their own mind."
[effect] schools where @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ think alike are shut down on suspicion of sabotage
Option 3: "No matter what, this system is doomed to be exploited," sighs @@RANDOMNAME@@, watching as Mr. Puffles whizzes on your floor. "Honestly, you have more common sense than half the politicians voted in, and that says more about the human voters than the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@. How's about you disqualify anyone who doesn't vote for you or your party? That way sensible people who know how to run a nation stay in control."
[effect] @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ who put their appendages on a face that isn't @@LEADER@@'s are incarcerated