[TITLE] What's Got Into @@NAME@@?
[DESCRIPTION] A new imported brand of coffee from Macronesia has a rather funny name: W' Ank. The implications of this 'lost in translation' event have been causing quite a stir.
[VALIDITY] must allow internet / computers / adult
[OPTION] "Here, you must try our latest brand of coffee," insists the Macronesian ambassador. "It's very popular in my country. I know the name is a bit funny here in @@NAME@@, but this can be a learning moment for all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Instead of giggling at the name, teach everyone to learn about different cultures and to appreciate them. Now my friend, can I interest you in a Macronesian W' Ank? It's the best!"
[EFFECT] coffee connoisseurs find that the best beans are those crushed between the buttocks of exotic maidens
[OPTION] "That name is so rude," proclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a member of the Mothers of Purity group. "We cannot allow such vulgarity to exist within @@NAME@@. Can you imagine teenagers going to a coffee shop and asking for a… I shudder to think! You must ban this distastefully named product and make sure that all imported goods are thoroughly checked for appropriate language."
[EFFECT] language professors moonlight by rigorously examining product labels
[OPTION] "Hey check these websites out Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been on her mobile phone the whole time. "There are tons of websites with hilarious examples of language gone wrong. Like this laundromat in Smalltopia that has a sign in the window saying 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[DESCRIPTION] A new imported brand of coffee from Macronesia has a rather funny name: W' Ank. The implications of this 'lost in translation' event have been causing quite a stir.
[VALIDITY] must allow internet / computers / adult
[OPTION] "Here, you must try our latest brand of coffee," insists the Macronesian ambassador. "It's very popular in my country. I know the name is a bit funny here in @@NAME@@, but this can be a learning moment for all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Instead of giggling at the name, teach everyone to learn about different cultures and to appreciate them. Now my friend, can I interest you in a Macronesian W' Ank? It's the best!"
[EFFECT] coffee connoisseurs find that the best beans are those crushed between the buttocks of exotic maidens
[OPTION] "That name is so rude," proclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a member of the Mothers of Purity group. "We cannot allow such vulgarity to exist within @@NAME@@. Can you imagine teenagers going to a coffee shop and asking for a… I shudder to think! You must ban this distastefully named product and make sure that all imported goods are thoroughly checked for appropriate language."
[EFFECT] language professors moonlight by rigorously examining product labels
[OPTION] "Hey check these websites out Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been on her mobile phone the whole time. "There are tons of websites with hilarious examples of language gone wrong. Like this laundromat in Smalltopia that has a sign in the window saying 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[TITLE] What's Got Into @@NAME@@?
[DESCRIPTION] A new imported brand of coffee from Macronesia has a rather funny name: W' Ank. The implications of this 'lost in translation' event have been causing quite a stir.
[VALIDITY] must allow internet / computers / adult / no autarky
[OPTION] "Here, you must try our latest brand of coffee," insists the Macronesian ambassador. "It's very popular in my country. I know the name is a bit funny here in @@NAME@@, but this can be a learning moment for all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Instead of giggling at the name, teach everyone to learn about different cultures and to appreciate them. Now my friend, can I interest you in a Macronesian W' Ank? It's the best!"
[EFFECT] coffee connoisseurs find that the best beans are those crushed between the buttocks of exotic maidens
[OPTION] "That name is so rude," proclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a member of the Mothers of Purity group. "We cannot allow such vulgarity to exist within @@NAME@@. Can you imagine teenagers going to a coffee shop and asking for a… I shudder to think! You must ban this distastefully named product and make sure that all imported goods are thoroughly checked for appropriate language."
[EFFECT] language professors moonlight by rigorously examining product labels
[OPTION] "Hey check these websites out Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been on her mobile phone the whole time. "There are tons of websites with hilarious examples of language gone wrong. Like this laundromat in Smalltopia that has a sign in the window saying 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[DESCRIPTION] A new imported brand of coffee from Macronesia has a rather funny name: W' Ank. The implications of this 'lost in translation' event have been causing quite a stir.
[VALIDITY] must allow internet / computers / adult / no autarky
[OPTION] "Here, you must try our latest brand of coffee," insists the Macronesian ambassador. "It's very popular in my country. I know the name is a bit funny here in @@NAME@@, but this can be a learning moment for all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Instead of giggling at the name, teach everyone to learn about different cultures and to appreciate them. Now my friend, can I interest you in a Macronesian W' Ank? It's the best!"
[EFFECT] coffee connoisseurs find that the best beans are those crushed between the buttocks of exotic maidens
[OPTION] "That name is so rude," proclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a member of the Mothers of Purity group. "We cannot allow such vulgarity to exist within @@NAME@@. Can you imagine teenagers going to a coffee shop and asking for a… I shudder to think! You must ban this distastefully named product and make sure that all imported goods are thoroughly checked for appropriate language."
[EFFECT] language professors moonlight by rigorously examining product labels
[OPTION] "Hey check these websites out Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been on her mobile phone the whole time. "There are tons of websites with hilarious examples of language gone wrong. Like this laundromat in Smalltopia that has a sign in the window saying 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[TITLE] What's Got Into @@NAME@@?
[DESCRIPTION] A new imported brand of coffee from Macronesia has a rather funny name: W' Ank. The implications of this 'lost in translation' event have been causing quite a stir.
[VALIDITY] adult / no autarky
[OPTION] "Here, you must try our latest brand of coffee," insists the Macronesian ambassador. "It's very popular in my country. I know the name is a bit funny here in @@NAME@@, but this can be a learning moment for all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Instead of giggling at the name, teach everyone to learn about different cultures and to appreciate them. Now my friend, can I interest you in a Macronesian W' Ank? It's the best!"
[EFFECT] coffee connoisseurs find that the best beans are those crushed between the buttocks of exotic maidens
[OPTION] "That name is so rude," proclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a member of the Mothers of Purity group. "We cannot allow such vulgarity to exist within @@NAME@@. Can you imagine teenagers going to a coffee shop and asking for a… I shudder to think! You must ban this distastefully named product and make sure that all imported goods are thoroughly checked for appropriate language."
[EFFECT] language professors moonlight by rigorously examining product labels
[VALIDITY] internet banned
[OPTION] "Hey check out this picture I've got here Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been chuckling to herself the whole time. "My friend, who is in Smalltopia, sent me this picture after she saw this sign in the window of a laundromat there. It says 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[VALIDITY] internet not banned
[OPTION] "Hey check these websites out Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been on her mobile phone the whole time. "There are tons of websites with hilarious examples of language gone wrong. Like this laundromat in Smalltopia that has a sign in the window saying 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[DESCRIPTION] A new imported brand of coffee from Macronesia has a rather funny name: W' Ank. The implications of this 'lost in translation' event have been causing quite a stir.
[VALIDITY] adult / no autarky
[OPTION] "Here, you must try our latest brand of coffee," insists the Macronesian ambassador. "It's very popular in my country. I know the name is a bit funny here in @@NAME@@, but this can be a learning moment for all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Instead of giggling at the name, teach everyone to learn about different cultures and to appreciate them. Now my friend, can I interest you in a Macronesian W' Ank? It's the best!"
[EFFECT] coffee connoisseurs find that the best beans are those crushed between the buttocks of exotic maidens
[OPTION] "That name is so rude," proclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a member of the Mothers of Purity group. "We cannot allow such vulgarity to exist within @@NAME@@. Can you imagine teenagers going to a coffee shop and asking for a… I shudder to think! You must ban this distastefully named product and make sure that all imported goods are thoroughly checked for appropriate language."
[EFFECT] language professors moonlight by rigorously examining product labels
[VALIDITY] internet banned
[OPTION] "Hey check out this picture I've got here Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been chuckling to herself the whole time. "My friend, who is in Smalltopia, sent me this picture after she saw this sign in the window of a laundromat there. It says 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally
[VALIDITY] internet not banned
[OPTION] "Hey check these websites out Uncle," proclaims your niece, who's been on her mobile phone the whole time. "There are tons of websites with hilarious examples of language gone wrong. Like this laundromat in Smalltopia that has a sign in the window saying 'drop your pants here'! You should make a law that states all businesses must have funny mistakes in their advertising. The laughter therapy will make @@NAME@@ the happiest place in the world!"
[EFFECT] @@NAME@@ is the laughing stock of the world... literally