Fellow nations,
Please review my first attempt to write an issue
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Art to Ashes, Dress to Dust
After a horrendous accident last night in the beloved @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ national museum involving an electrician and a broken lamp, the top artifact of a widely popular exhibition, a centuries old priceless dress once worn by famous socialite Patty Ceaute went up in flames. Now you have been asked to inspect the burned rags and make a decision to solve this cultural tragedy.
Option 1:
“The people of @@NAME@@ should not know about this, otherwise the valu- i mean cultural spirit of our nation diminishes” says convicted con-man and art enthusiast Seymour Fictus while looking at jewellery that is part of the same exhibition. “Make a replica of the dress and display it, no one will ever notice, besides did you know these ruby’s are actually glass?”
[Effect: The national museum’s ancient helmets collection is made out of plastic]
Option 2:
“A museum should teach its visitors about history and culture with honesty and dignity, and the dress is clearly history now!” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the curator of the exhibition. “The displaying of the dress, or what's left of it should be continued accompanied with a picture of how it once looked, it maybe is not as pleasing to eye as how it once was but at least it got an extra story to be told”
[Effect: The national museum’s new exhibition proudly displays trash and rubble]
Option 3:
“Are we forgetting what ruined this dress in the first place? It burned! BURNED!” screams the hot headed Magnus Bunsen, chief of the fire department. “We need to do everything in order to prevent anything in this museum from ever catching fire again! We need everything to be covered with fire-resistant spray! We need fire-resistant foam coming out of the ceiling when there is fire! Put the most vulnerable artifacts behind concrete walls with only few small windows made of thick fire-resistant glass!” the firefighter continues to ramble about safety measures.
[Effect: The national museum also functions as a shelter for volcano eruptions]