[desc] At the height of a cold autumn, and with winter around the corner, many citizens have come to your office, turned your air conditioning to the lowest temperature and started waiving their frost bitten appendages in your face, demanding that you reverse the ban on clothing
[validity] adults only, compulsory nudity
[option] “Shiver me timbres! It's so cold!” shivers @@RANDOMNAME@@, lugging a freezer of ice to throw at you, “we need clothes for where the sun don't shine! You know, for weeks, inside the polar circle. Brrr...”
[effect] cold air no longer slips through the cracks
[option] "How about we construct indoor walkways between every building?" asks architect @@RANDOMNAME@@, "these walkways can be climate controlled and can allow for connections between every building without needing to ever go outside. That way, it doesn't matter what the temperature is it's always warm enough to be nude. Now as for people who work outside, uh, well..."
[effect] fresh air is the number 1 cause of stiffness
[option] "That'll only servd to make fresh air synonymous with hypothermia," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, who was tackled by your security guards for wearing a tuxedo, "compulsory nudity does work in the tropics, but not elsewhere. So why don't we just make nudity compulsory when the weather hits, say, above 30°C."
[effect] men with small hands have suddenly acquired a taste for mountaineering