Title: Raccoons Trashing @@NAME@@
Validity: Nation must have attacked raccoons through a decision
Description: While the nation's raccoons were once fairly docile, an increase in military power in the nation to remove the species & reclaim a certain region has prompted the animals to take aggressive action. Hundreds of soldiers are now dying or deserting due to the vicious, foul-smelling raccoon menace, who seem bent on conquering all of @@NAME@@ as revenge for attacking one of their colonies of sorts, if it can be called that.
Option 1: An infuriated raccoon garbed in royal clothing hisses & squeaks at you before an interpreter comes along. "According to Karl, King of all Raccoons, the Raccoon Civilization is hereby asking for the unconditional surrender of @@NAME@@ to the Most Glorious..." You fall asleep as he describes the full name. "... Raccoon Kingdom. In this deal, the rest of the nation shall be spared & become the vassals of the Raccoon Kingdom, which will take some addition land. Under our rule, all citizens must tribute their trash to the Raccoons & guard us with their lives. If this deal is not accepted, the raccoons will unleash a prototype nuclear bomb created from scavenged uranium upon the capital."
Fallout 1: the Most Glorious & Infallible Trash-Loving Kingdom of the Raccoons has claimed its first victim of @@NAME@@ (Go to R1 O1)
Nations with reactors
Option 2: "Actually, we still have a big ol' reactor right at the raccoons' capital of..." your Minister of Science begins before trying to make out the scratch marks in a map, "... Ah screw it. Just know we have a big boomer right next to their capital still under our control. Let's let 'er rip, eh?"
Fallout 2: mutated raccoons are ravaging @@NAME@@ on a daily basis (see note at the bottom)
Option 3: "No! We won't surrender!" proudly proclaims high-ranking general & hunter @@RANDOMNAME@@, "All of @@NAME@@ shall stand strong against the raccoon menace. @@LEADER@@, you must assist us in this fight for our survival, or else our nation will surely be doomed to scrubbing raccoon feet! We need as many new weapons as possible, & just as many men! @@NAME@@ eternal!" He takes out a gun & tries to fire at the raccoon king, but the gun jams.
Fallout 3: all of @@NAME@@ is embroiled in a bitter conflict against raccoons (see note at the bottom)
Option 4: "There's another way," serenely says monk "Guitar Cheesus" @@RANDOMNAME@@, brandishing an electric guitar & playing quite a foul song. "It is a peaceful route that involves music. Using the power of my wicked songs, I can convert the raccoons to our cause. Why? Because it's trash, & they love trash!" @@HE@@ then plays another song, causing your ears to bleed.
Fallout 4: raccoons steal speakers to jam out to terrible music (Go to R1 O3)
Option 5: "I have a much more discrete idea," schemes @@RANDOMNAME@@, your ever-favorite mad scientist. "Raccoons will eat anything in the trash, yes? That was rhetorical; they do. Therefore, surrender, but lace the trash with as much glass & poison as possible! We'll murder those bloody trash pandas & we'll be able to test out my prototype poisons & weaponry." (Go to R1 O2)
Fallout 5: dying raccoons & deadly trash both litter the streets of the nation (see note at the bottom)
Option 6: "Nuke them," calmly states your nuke-obsessed younger cousin.
Fallout 6: the nation nuked itself in trying to nuke the raccoons (see note at the bottom)
Option 7: "Hey now, let's not be too hasty, @@LEADER@@!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a mercenary captain & hunter. "Look mate, it seems pretty unwise to waste your own nation's lives on something as silly as this, but my group is specialized for these operations. We've fought in the Great Animal Wars of each nation in the world: the Great @@RANDOMANIMAL@@ War, the Disastrous @@RANDOMANIMAL@@ War, & of course the Vicious @@RANDOMANIMAL@@ War. We know what we're doing."
Fallout 7: the mercenaries that @@LEADER@@ hired know what they're doing but the raccoons know what they're both doing better (see note at the bottom)
If dismissed, go to R1 O2 anyways. If option 2, 3, 5, or 7 is chosen, the nation's success in the raccoon war is based on the nation's stats. If the nation rolled a losing roll, go to R1 O2; if they win, go to R1 O4.