The issue will start on 1334, the first year of a major Eurasian Black Plague pandemic. Because coming up with all of the issues was enough, I'm only going to bother writing some of the fallouts and let others decide the rest.
#1334: An Impending Epidemic: Disease on Our Doorstep
The lead: Over the past few years or so, a disease known as Human Epidemic of the Lymphatic and Pulmonary Systems, or HELPS, for short, has been steadily creeping northwards through @@REGION@@, creating epidemics in countries south of @@NAME@@. It is highly contagious, and now, with the disease season upcoming, @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ are starting to get infected. Something must be done, but the question is: What?
The debate:
1. "I can't believe this!" exclaims @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@ over the phone from his house, periodically stopping to cough or gasp. "I decide to visit sunny Manamana down south, I come back, I break out with symptoms, and the doctor says that I have HELPS and have to stay home, lest I infect other people! I hadn't even heard of HELPS before, and I doubt that most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have, either. Impose travel restrictions on all countries with a single case! I doubt that the population will resent it; I certainly wouldn't have gone if I had known that I'd get HELPS." He breaks into a coughing fit.
leads to #1335: Domestic Disease
(only for nations with public schooling)
2a. "No, there are already @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ infected," counters @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME@@ @@LASTNAME_1@@, who got HELPS from her husband in the bedroom when they thought that his cough was just a cold, as she takes the phone from him. "We need greater education to prevent the spread of HELPS and other diseases like it." She stops to cough and clear her throat before continuing, "Mandatory infectious disease prevention units in all health classes! Think of our children."
Fallout: Children tell their parents which brand of mosquito net to buy.
leads to #1336: Informed but Infected
(only for nations without public schooling)
2b. "No, there are already @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ infected," counters @@RANDOMFEMALEFIRSTNAME_2@@ @@LASTNAME_1@@, who got HELPS from her husband in the bedroom when they thought that his cough was just a cold, as she takes the phone from him. "We need greater public awareness to prevent the spread of HELPS and other diseases like it. Information posters posted throughout @@NAME@@! Think of the @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. Think of them."
leads to #1336: Informed but Infected
3. "The real reason that this outbreak is befalling us is because our citizens have sinned," declares @@RANDOMNAME_3@@, a cleric of @@RELIGION@@, as @@HE_3@@ is bitten by a mosquito that bit @@FEMALEFIRSTNAME_2@@ @@LASTNAME_1@@ yesterday. "Do to their heretical ways, the Great One has punished them with this foul pestilence. They must repent to heal, and I can help them. Fasting and prayer!"
Fallout: @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ fast in the face of HELPS.
leads to #1337: Clerical Calamity
(only for nations that haven't gone metric)
4a. "Religion? Why listen to that nonsense?" rhetorically asks your Minister of Health, who wants to keep @@HIS_4@@ job, as @@HE_4@@ takes @@NAME_3@@'s pulse. "It has no scientific basis, and a bunch of 'cleansing rituals' can actually worsen a person's physical state. No, instead we must upgrade our health systems to treat the sick, as well as pour in funds for a vaccine and a cure. The research will be costly and will take a while, but once it's finally done, it will have been worth every penny." @@HE_4@@ gestures to a scale model of the HELPS virus in front of him. @@HE_4@@ comments, "Someone must have mislabeled the dimensions; that was supposed to be eighteen feet in diameter," as @@HE_4@@ picks up the eighteen-inch-high model and puts it on your desk.
Fallout: Vaccine researchers, plagued with setbacks, get infected with HELPS.
leads to #1338: Research Woes
(only for nations that have gone metric)
4b. "Religion? Why listen to that nonsense?" rhetorically asks your Minister of Health, who wants to keep @@HIS_4@@ job, as @@HE_4@@ takes @@NAME_3@@'s pulse. "It has no scientific basis, and a bunch of 'cleansing rituals' can actually worsen a person's physical state. No, instead we must upgrade our health systems to treat the sick, as well as pour in funds for a vaccine and a cure. The research will be costly and will take a while, but once it's finally done, it will have been worth every penny." @@HE_4@@ gestures to a scale model of the HELPS virus in front of him. @@HE_4@@ comments, "Someone must have mislabeled the dimensions; that was supposed to be eighteen meters in circumference," as @@HE_4@@ picks up the eighteen-decimeter-circumference model and puts it on your desk.
Fallout: Vaccine researchers, plagued with setbacks, get infected with HELPS.
leads to #1338: Research Woes
5. "Why waste precious time working on a killed-virus vaccine when we already have something just as good?" rhetorically asks Edward Jenner, standing a safe distance away from the infected individuals and using a coffee ground filter as an effective breathing mask. "Infection with MELPS, or Monkey Epidemic of the…, creates immunity to all varieties of PELPS, or Primate Epidemic…, even HELPS. Plus, MELPS only generates mild symptoms with no risk of death—except in infants and the elderly. Also, it's not contagious in humans except for blood transfusions, but that means that each person will have to be vaccinated separately. And it'll be tough convincing the anti-vaccine people…"
Fallout: Annual MELPS deaths in @@NAME@@ have spiked from 0 to 11.
leads to #1339: Help for HELPS
#1335: An Impending Epidemic: Domestic Disease
The story: Faced with a highly infectious disease, HELPS, creeping its way towards @@NAME@@, you decided to halt all travel between @@NAME@@ and infected countries.
The lead: While travel restrictions slowed the rate of cases inside @@NAME@@, new cases are still showing up due to @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ who already got infected while traveling, as well as border-crossing animal vectors. With the possibility of a slowly-growing eventual epidemic in @@NAME@@, you must take action.
The debate:
1. "I think that we must accept the fact that the disease has infiltrated our borders and control its transmission through other means," reasons Edward Jenner, still showing symptoms from his self-injection with MELPS. "We've known about MELPS, a less virulent version of HELPS that provides immunity to the disease, and some medical knowledge from past outbreaks around the world. With that and a general awareness campaign, to help people avoid spreading the disease to each other, I think that we can dodge the HELPS bullet."
leads to #1339: Help for HELPS
2. "Live vaccine?" Don't you realize the dangers of a live vaccine?" reminds @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of @@CAPITAL@@ University's Virology Department, completely oblivious to the fact that this is a time-sensitive matter. "Remember what happened with the oral polio vaccine? My staff is already working on isolating a specific receptor that will solicit a response leading to immunity—assuming there is one. With some grants and some more staffers, we can probably finish this within a year."
leads to #1338: Research Woes
3. "No! That will be too late!" exclaims Deputy Minister of Health @@RANDOMNAME_6@@, your Minister of Health's, who is out sick with HELPS, much more radical replacement. "We must do anything necessary to protect our citizens from HELPS. Anything. Exterminate all the vectors, even the individuals that don't have HELPS yet. Quarantine anyone who gets infected! Ship them away! Burn them if necessary. ANYTHING NECESSARY!"
leads to #1340: Who's the real killer?
#1336: An Impending Epidemic: Informed but Infected
The story: You decided to avert a potential epidemic of HELPS by informing the public about symptoms of the disease and how to prevent its transmission.
The lead: While your strategy was effective in reducing cases significantly among @@NAME@@'s upper class, many @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ who live in poverty and can barely make ends meet as it is can not afford to buy the necessary supplies, like bug spray, to prevent infection. With rapidly increasing infection rates among @@NAME@@'s poor threatening to spill over to the rich, something must be done.
The debate:
1. "This is just another reason why we need to take care of the lower class," begins @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Social Welfare. "We need to lower taxes for the lower class and give them increased social welfare so they can afford to buy mosquito nets and such. Or we could just go the direct way and give them the actual goods. That would probably be better, actually."
leads to #1339: Help for HELPS
2. "Where's the money for the welfare going to come from, huh?" questions @@RANDOMNAME_5@@, @@NAME@@'s richest private citizen, as @@HE_5@@ looks over his earnings for last quarter. "Taxes on the rich, that's what! Epidemic or not, I refuse to see my profits drop! I suggest you let the poor take care of themselves. If they get sick, just ship 'em away to where they can't infect anybody. On second thought, don't. I need them to staff my factories."
leads to #1341: Increasing Infection
#1337: An Impending Epidemic: Clerical Calamity
The story: In the face of an approaching epidemic of HELPS, you decided that the disease was a divine punishment and hoped that by repenting, it would go away.
The issue: Increased devotion has done nothing to curb the cases, and if anything, has increased the infection rate—with clerics experiencing the highest rates of infection. With the infected clerics bedridden and unable to perform their duties, maybe the decision to rely on repentance to avoid an epidemic should be reconsidered.
The debate:
1. "I can't believe you fell for the lies formally known as religion," Deputy Minister of Health @@NAME_6@@, the much more radical replacement for your Minister of Health, who is out sick with HELPS, while disinfecting a prayer book with iodide bleach before tossing it into the fireplace. "By listening to religion over science, you have let the epidemic consume our nation! The only way to possibly escape with any survivors is to take drastic action right away: Burn all of the infected, alive or dead, instate mandatory vaccination, even for those who have conflicting personal or religious beliefs, and put in all available resources into developing a cure!"
leads to #1340: Who's the real killer?
2. "Blasphemers like @@LASTNAME_6@@ are the reason why the Holy One has not accepted our calls for forgiveness," counters @@RANDOMNAME_14@@, one of the last uninfected clerics, while continuing @@HIS_14@@ fast for repentance. "Only once every single heretic has either righted @@HIS_6@@ ways through fasting and prayer or has been removed from the community. Only then will we be healed of all diseases, not just this one."
leads to #1341: Increasing Infection
#1338: An Impending Epidemic: Research Woes
The story: You decided to prevent a potential HELPS epidemic from spreading to @@NAME@@ by vaccinating the population. However, first you had to develop the vaccine.
The issue: Despite @@NAME@@'s scientists' best efforts, the vaccine research has virtually stalled, with many of the researchers having contracted HELPS themselves. With the vaccine now expected to be completed after the epidemic is over, the killed-virus vaccine's viability must be reconsidered. As you are the leader, you must call the shots about this issue.
The debate:
1. "While we may not be able to finish this in time alone," begins @@RANDOMNAME_7@@, one of the few healthy scientists left, as @@HE_7@@ prepares to upload all vaccine research done so far onto an international database, "other countries have also been working on this. If we collaborate with them, we may be able to supply not only @@NAME@@ but all other infected countries with a vaccine and a cure. Or, if it turns out they've already developed something, we'll just steal their research and pass it off as our own. They'll get annoyed, but who cares?"
Fallout: Lawyers hired to defend @@NAME@@ in an international research theft lawsuit contract HELPS.
leads to #1344: Eradication Alliance
2. "No! No! No!" shouts isolationist adviser @@RANDOMNAME_8@@ as @@HE_8@@ rushes in and shuts the computer down before file transfer can begin. "We'll be the laughingstock and the parasite of the international community if we become dependent on them for research. Look, we can still do this. We just need to broaden our recruitment to beyond epidemiologists PhD in virology. Maybe also those with a PhD in epidemiology but only a Master's Degree in virology, or even further if necessary."
Fallout: Drummers recruited to research HELPS vaccines get infected and choke to death on vomit.
leads to #1341: Increasing Infection
3. "It's too late," laments pessimist @@RANDOMNAME_9@@ as @@HE_9@@ collects food and water for the underground bunker. "This epidemic was inevitable, and now you have to start looking out for yourself. I suggest you spend 12 hours rounding up people who haven't been infected yet, and then take them to a secure compound, cut off from the rest of society, to wait out the storm, or in this case, the germ. Then, once it's safe to come out, help the other survivors to rebuild society."
leads to #1342: The End of the Tunnel
#1339: An Impending Epidemic: Help for HELPS
The story: Faced with HELPS approaching and beginning to cross the borders into your country, you took decisive action, including using MELPS to build immunity among @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, to prevent a widespread epidemic in @@NAME@@.
The issue: Your efforts have been successful, and with the number of new HELPS cases in @@NAME@@ rapidly dwindling, you appear to have averted an enormous outbreak. However, the disease still persists in other countries, like Manamana, and the international community is calling on you to help.
The debate:
1. "Of course we must help our brothers!" insists virologist @@NAME_7@@ while preparing to upload @@HIS_7@@ college's vaccine research onto an international database. "Or our distant cousins, anyway. We were lucky to doge the bullet, but now we must help the less fortunate nations. With their help, we can eradicate the disease worldwide within a week! Okay, within a decade. Besides, maybe we have a vaccine this time, but the virus mutates every few years."
leads to #1344: Eradication Alliance
(only for nations with nuclear weapons)
2a. "Yeah, right," mutters isolationist adviser @@NAME_8@@ as @@HE_8@@ shoves @@NAME_7@@ aside. "First we're sharing scientific research, and then it's our nuclear codes! This is how our enemies get the better of us! We've dealt with this disease successfully once, we can do it again! Who cares if the vaccine doesn't provide immunity to the mutated form? We can make another in time by ourselves, right?"
Fallout: H3N2 HELPS is particularly deadly in @@NAME@@.
(does not lead to anything but allows the nation to get the same chain again)
(only for nations without nuclear weapons)
2b. "Yeah, right," mutters isolationist adviser @@NAME_8@@ as @@HE_8@@ shoves @@NAME_7@@ aside. "First we're sharing scientific research, and then it's sensitive military information. Where does it end? What it we get nuclear weapons? Will we share the nuclear codes with our enemies? We've dealt with this disease successfully once, we can do it again! Who cares if the vaccine doesn't provide immunity to the mutated form? We can make another in time by ourselves, right?"
Fallout: H3N2 HELPS is particularly deadly in @@NAME@@.
(does not lead to anything but allows the nation to get the same chain again)
#1340: An Impending Epidemic: Who's the real killer?
The story: In order to prevent HELPS from infected @@NAME@@, you allowed the then-acting Minister of Health to take all measures that @@HE_6@@ deemed necessary to control the disease. This included killing anyone who got the disease and burning the bodies.
The issue: While this has proved to be an effective method of controlling the epidemic, it has resulted in thousands of people, including your until-recently Minster of Health, getting slaughtered and cremated against their will. With some members of the international community beginning to criticize @@NAME@@ for this, it is only a matter of time before the questions come down full-force.
The debate:
1. "Those meddling international idiots don't understand what we're dealing with!" yells @@NAME_6@@, who is now your permanent Minister of Health, following the former Minister of Health's infection with HELPS, while getting some charts out of @@HIS_6@@ folder. "This disease is extremely contagious and extremely deadly. Just look at these charts!" @@HE_6@@ shows you a bar graph detailing the disease's mortality rate in other countries. "Manamana, 75%, San Ari (basically tropical Argentina), 71%, Suryanela (basically northern South America), 86%… Most infected @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ would have died anyway. We need to accept that and instead focus on keeping the healthy healthy. If the international community doesn't like this, too bad! It can just let foreigners give foreigners HELPS."
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2. "I cannot believe that you would commit such injustices against my siblings," decries @@RANDOMNAME_10@@, who moved to Brancaland twenty years earlier and is now its ambassador to @@NAME@@, whose five siblings in @@NAME@@ were killed even though they only had minor cases. "Treat them, yes. Quarantine them, yes. But don't kill them! Your crematoriums remind me of the Bigtopian Butchering, and I demand international observers to decommission the buildings and make sure that you do not continue this abhorrent practice!"
Fallout: @@NAME@@'s Minister for Help has been extradited to Brancaland for epidemic crimes.
leads to #1344: Eradication Alliance
3. "You know, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if the international community got involved," suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Getting Others to do Things for You, after @@NAME_10@@ has left the room. "First they'll send observers, but when HELPS cases in @@NAME@@ climb again, they'll feel responsible and delegate some resources. All we have to do is defund and discontinue all other parts of our HELPS-prevention strategy, and then they'll run and fund our health system for us. Sure, we'll be taking advantage of them, but they won't know that."
Fallout: @@NAME@@'s public health system is entirely foreign-run.
leads to #1345: Infrastructure Upgrade
#1341: An Impending Epidemic: Increasing Infection
The story: When informed of a disease, HELPS, that was slowly creeping north from southern @@REGION@@ to @@NAME@@, you took well-intended but possibly misguided efforts to prevent an epidemic in @@NAME@@.
The issue: HELPS is now widespread in @@NAME@@, with many people dying from the disease each day. With an epidemic now in full swing, you must focus on the best way to end it as soon as possible.
The debate:
1. "It's time to stop being too proud," begins @@NAME_10@@, Brancaland's ambassador to @@NAME@@, as @@HE_10@@ takes notes on the state of your health system to send back home, "to request help from the international community. We're already providing aid to Suryanela, Manamana, San Ari, and more (see 1340.1 for explanations of names), and we'd also be willing to help you if you'd let us. Every day, @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, attempting to flee the epidemic, and mosquitoes bring the disease north to our people. All we need is for you to open your borders and ports to international aid. For the sake of both of our countries, please say yes."
Fallout: "Made in Brancaland" labels frequent HELPS medications in @@NAME@@.
leads to #1344: Eradication Alliance
2. "No! No!" shouts isolationist adviser @@NAME_8@@ while burning a Brancalandian flag to @@NAME_10@@'s horror. "They help us now, but when all this is done, they're knocking on our doors, asking us to return the favor. Look, we already have some experimental vaccines and somewhat effective medicine. Okay, slightly effective, but it's better than nothing. With a self-sufficient health system, we can rid ourselves of reliance on foreign powers."
Fallout: @@NAME@@'s HELPS vaccines are either ineffective or live HELP viruses.
leads to #1343: Where am I?
3. "It's too late," laments pessimist @@NAME_9@@, who has curled @@HIMSELF_9@@ into a ball, "for foreign or domestic efforts to save the infected. Your only hope is to gather food and water, round up people who haven't been infected yet, wait in your secure underground bunker, cut off from the rest of society, until it's safe to come out, and then help the other survivors to rebuild society. At this point, it's the only way."
leads to #1342: The End of the Tunnel
#1342: An Impending Epidemic: The End of the Tunnel
The story: Faced with an impending HELPS epidemic, @@NAME@@ was unable to control the disease, which became widespread. With all other options cut off, you decided that the only choice was for the uninfected to stock up on food and water and wait out the epidemic underground in bunkers and basements.
The issue: As you and the other survivors finally emerge from the hot, humid, and dusty environment that you had been living in for the past seventeen days, you see an abandoned state. Taking in the empty streets, shuttered-up buildings, and the unreal view, the question is: How do you rebuild?
The debate:
1. "What a wonderful thing, a country all to ourselves!" joyfully shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, who probably developed both PTSD and a neurosis during the past two weeks, as @@HE_11@@ as he twirls and dances through the abandoned streets. "With only others who survived the epidemic thanks to your actions alive to vote, you can enforce whatever policies you want! @@NAME@@'s new beginning will be even better than it's first one."
Fallout: Mass tragedies are celebrated as "a chance to start over".
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2. "Have you forsaken us?" accuses @@RANDOMNAME_12@@, the only HELPS-infected @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ who survived, while snacking on food that @@HE_12@@ attained by resorting to looting. "Infected or not, we're all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, or at least we were when we were all alive," he says between sobs, "When you gave up on us, absolute chaos ensued! I saw bandmates choke to death on vomit, and not always their own!" He breaks out into all-out tears. Regaining his composure after several minutes, @@HE_12@@ finishes, "The government's job is to care of all of us, and right now, I don't think that you're doing a good job taking care of the sick."
Fallout: Politicians double as nurses for hospital patients.
(does not lead to anything)
#1343: An Impending Epidemic: Where am I?
The story: With your nation consumed by a HELPS epidemic, you authorized vaccination of all @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. However, the vaccines used were experimental, and many people, including you, received live HELPS viruses.
The issue: You awake from your coma in a Brancalandian hospital. Slowly lifting your head, you see multiple IV tubes going into your arms, as well as a spinal tap. Noticing your movement, the nurse on duty says, "I think he's finally coming to."
The debate:
1. "Don't worry," says @@NAME_10@@, the Brancalandian ambassador to @@NAME@@, after authorizing another 20 million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ of health system spending on your behalf. "Your country's in good hands. Just wait until you finish recovering, then you can go back to running it yourself."
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2. "Are you crazy? Don't listen to those tricksters!" shouts @@NAME_8@@, the only @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government employee to not contract HELPS due to a childhood immunity that @@HE_8@@ refuses to acknowledge, who has somehow escaped the restraints put around him after @@HE_8@@ broke into the hospital and tried to disconnect what he called "poison-filled IV bags" from you a few nights ago, running down the hall to your hospital room. As security guards intercept in the doorway, he adds, "Don't trust them at all. I've been careful not to take any of their poisoned 'medicine', and I'm fine. They drugged you and put you in a coma!" He breaks free of the guards, but there's a trip-wire in the doorway just in case that was to happen. While trying to get up, he continues, "When we get back to @@NAME@@, I suggest you try em' in international court for what they did," before he is taken away.
Fallout: @@NAME@@'s good Samaritan laws have been abolished.
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#1344: An Impending Epidemic: Eradication Alliance?
The story: With a virulent viral disease making its way north through @@REGION@@ to @@NAME@@'s borders, you decided to cooperate with the international community in combating the disease.
The issue: Your combined efforts have been successful, and HELPS has been declared to have gone the way of smallpox. With live viruses only present in laboratories, the disease now poses no threat to humankind. However, there are still other diseases that are prevalent throughout the world. What do you do about them?
The debate:
1. "Of course you must help us on our new task to eradicate polio from the other side of the world as well!" begins Julius Pallet, Brancaland's governor-general and host of the international conference about disease eradication that you have decided to attend, as he shakes your hand. "And after that, the Guinea worm. Your efforts so far have been very much appreciated, and we'd love to see you continue. In fact, maybe instead of having you help eradicate diseases that we already know about, you can help us discover new ones before they spread. Brasilistan, Blackacre, and Marche Noire have already chosen this option. Just sign the treaty here, please." He hands you a pen.
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2. "Are you crazy? Work with Brasilistan and MARCHE NOIRE!?" begins @@NAME_8@@, who may or may not have been Crazy Boris all along, while snatching the pen that Julius Pallet gave you out of your hand. "Not to mention Blackacre, which is responsible for the sinking of the @@NAMEINITIALS@@S Oklazona. You've been too open with @@NAME@@'s knowledge and intelligence as it is. You better back out of this now, before the leaders of Marche Noire and Brasilistan use the information that they gain against you. In fact, I don't even see how they get along with each other." The leaders of Marche Noire and Brasilistan proceed to get into a fistfight over Brasilistan's abduction of Marche Noirians. "Exactly. Remember the Oklazona!"
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#1345: An Impending Epidemic: Infrastructure Upgrade
The story: You allowed other countries to temporarily run your Ministry of Health for you.
The issue: Upon getting control of your public health system back, you see that it has been radically improved. New laboratories, computers, medicines, and more have been installed. Is this simply an act of good will, or do the other countries expect you to repay the favor?
The debate:
1. "This is exactly what we've been hoping for!" exclaims @@NAME_6@@ as @@HE_6@@ hugs a state-of-the-art centrifuge. "And it didn't even cost us a dime! This is much better than we could have ever accomplished with our budget these days. But it will certainly need occasional maintenance. Maybe just increase our budget in the Ministry of Health just a little. It won't cost as much as it did to build all of this…"
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2. "No! No! No!" shouts @@NAME_8@@, whom you have decided is either Crazy Boris or Holden Caulfield, as he kicks a column-shelf in a newly-built laboratory before entering a coughing fit. When he stops coughing, he explains, "The laboratories are all bugged, the medicine is just poison, and the computers have spyware. I say you tear down all of it and show those tricksters that we're not fooled. That'll prevent those phonies from trying to collect a favor from us in return for this swindle."
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3. "Maybe that's not such a bad idea," suggests @@RANDOMNAME_!3@@, your Minister of Returning Favors, as @@HE_13@@ returns a favor that you did for @@HIM_13@@ yesterday. "This was obviously just meant to be a one-way gift, but to not pay them back would just be rude. Thanks to what they did for us, we have a little extra cash to use in our budget; let's improve another part of their infrastructure."
Fallout: Half of Brancaland's bridges say "Made by @@NAME@@".
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