[desc] As of late, a growing proportion of @@DEMONYM@@ citizens are accepting the idea that the world is flat, causing educational institutions nationwide significant vexation. Various interest groups are now approaching you to break the impasse.
[validity] Only valid for nations with high primitiveness
[option validity] Only valid for nations with a space programme
[option] "There is much evidence pointing towards the earth being a level plane," claims the Leader of the Future Association for Knowing Earth, handing you a thin folder holding documents of dubious origin. "It's obvious that the world exists as a flat surface. I boarded a plane once, and I didn't see the slightest bit of curvature on the plain we flew over. The spherical earth theory is simply a cover for the national space agency to steal our hard-earned tax money. You should shut them down and spread the true earth model to the rest of the world."
[effect] @@NAME@@ is attempting to convince nations all around the world that the earth is flat
[option validity] Only valid for nations without a space programme
[option] "There is much evidence pointing towards the earth being a level plane," claims the Leader of the Future Association for Knowing Earth, handing you a thin folder holding documents of dubious origin. "It's obvious that the world exists as a flat surface. I boarded a plane once, and I didn't see the slightest bit of curvature on the plain we flew over. The spherical earth theory is simply a way for astrological organisations to justify blowing money on fancy toys like kaleidoscopes or whatever it is they play with. You should cut their funding and spread the true earth model to the rest of the world."
[effect] @@NAME@@ is attempting to convince nations all around the world that the earth is flat
[option] "While we may not have the answers for everything, one thing we can be sure of is that the earth is definitely not flat," states the Headmaster of the Topological Research University of Empiricism, presenting you with a thick tome containing tedium-inducing peer-reviewed journals on geological formations. "To deny this easily provable theory is the height of ignorance. We have to correct these illogical assumptions before anti-intellectualism takes root in our society. You must grant us as much @@CURRENCY@@s as we require to organise expeditions to show flat-earthers that their beliefs are false."
[effect] university students are dragging flat-earthers to the four corners of the world to disprove their theories
[option validity] Only valid for nations without a space programme
[option] "That still won't convince them!" insists @@RANDOMNAME@@, a rocket scientist, who has been unable to find a job in @@NAME@@. "We must devote a significant part of the national budget to starting a space agency. If we were to launch satellites into orbit and spacecraft to the moon, then we would be able to collect enough concrete evidence to demonstrate that the earth is a sphere, and I will finally be employed. What are we waiting for?"
[effect] the government is expending billions annually to take selfies of earth from space
