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by Luna Amore » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:59 pm
by Jutsa » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:48 pm
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:00 pm
Title: Oh, @@NAME@@, What Obscene Children's Books You Have!
The Issue: An old book, "Little Violet Voyaging Veil", has been shaking up conservative teachers across @@NAME@@.
Validity: Nation has schools; Nation has books
Option 1: "I didn't much care for the book from the beginning," mutters kindergarten teacher Catherine Gratwick, "but when I got so little as half way into it with my students, my opinion plummeted! This story tells of an innocent child going to her grandmother's house only for them both to wind up being eaten by a giant @@ANIMAL@@! Stories like this are all horrible, and anything that involves any form of harm or even sadness must be banned from schools for our children's safety!"
[effect] The Rather Peckish Inchworm was banned from schools for being too violent
Option 2: "Oh, please! It's just a fairy-tale," dismisses Marcus Syntax, the author of hotly debated What A Mild Thing Is.
"Okay, so some of these stories have a little bit of dark humor, but in my experience, it's the adults that take everything so seriously. Besides, it's not like they're anything nearly as graphic as some of those old stories that many modern fairy-tales come from.
Just remove some of the gory details, like in my version, Miniature Yellow Traveling Goods Salesman, and you'll be good to go!"
[effect] The Kiwis of Fury can be read in schools if every character is an icecream cone
Option 3: "That is censorship!" Ro Jennifer complains, polishing a book by Max Barry. "Besides, you shouldn't shelter these children from any of these books - period. Heck, they're around to make sure kids don't end up in a similar situation! If you put so much as a dusting of sugar on them, they'll be pointless. We should instead be encouraging kids to take a look at the original, much darker stories so they can begin to see the world as it truly is."
[effect] The Violet Mile is a popular children's book
Validity: Nation is not very secular; Nation does not already enforce compulsory religious readings in schools
Option 4: "This. Is. DISGUSTING! SICKENING! REVOLTING!" sputters the Minister of the Church of Weird Gates, as he marches, tromps, and slithers into your office. "You should be preaching to children stories like that of the Great Lumbering! They yield descriptive examples of what happens when children do not comply, including various forms of... correctional therapy. We must teach our children to be afraid, so they'll follow the right path. To accomplish this, we must make holy texts the only reading material in every school!"
[effect] every school's library is filled with books detailing the suffering of millions
by Trotterdam » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:11 pm
Medieval versions are hardly the earliest of many fairy tales. There are modern multiple fairy tales for which versions have been found all the way back to ancientCandlewhisper Archive wrote:Maybe a medieval manuscript telling the fairy tale as it was originally told has been unearthed?
I don't, actually.Candlewhisper Archive wrote:OTOH, if you just make it The Hungry Caterpillar then we all know who you're talking about.
by Roland Prime » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:18 pm
Oh, @@NAME@@, Whatwhat Obscene Children'sChildrens' Books Youyou Have!
Option 1: "I didn't much care for the book from the beginning," mutters kindergarten teacher Catherine Gratwick, "but when I got so little as half way into it with my students, my opinion plummeted! This story tells of an innocent child going to her grandmother's house only for them both to wind up being eaten by a giant @@ANIMAL@@! Stories like this are all horrible, and anything that involves any form of harm or even sadness must be banned from schools for our children's safety!"
[effect] The Rather Peckish Inchworm was banned from schools for being too violent.
Option 2: "Oh, please! It's just a fairy-tale," dismisses Marcus Syntax, the author of hotly debated "What Aa Mild Thing Is". "Okay, so some of these stories have a little bit of dark humor, but in my experience, it's the adults that take everything so seriously. Besides, it's not like they're anything nearly as graphic as some of those old stories that many modern fairy-tales come from. Just remove some of the gory details, like in my version, "Miniature Yellow Traveling Goods Salesman", and you'll be good to go!"
[effect] The Kiwis of Fury can be read in schools if every character is an icecream cone.
Option 3: "That is censorship!" Ro Jennifer complains, polishing a book by Max Barry. "Besides, you shouldn't shelter these children from any of these books - period. Heck, they're around to make sure kids don't end up in a similar situation! If you put so much as a dusting of sugar on them, they'll be pointless. We should instead be encouraging kids to take a look at the original, much darker stories so they can begin to see the world as it truly is."
[effect] "The Violet Mile" is a popular children's book
Validity: Nation is not very secular; Nation does not already enforce compulsory religious readings in schools
Option 4: "This. Is. DISGUSTING! SICKENING! REVOLTING!" sputters the Minister of the Church of Weird Gates, as he marches, tromps, and slithers into your office. "You should be preaching to children stories like that of the Great Lumbering! They yield descriptive examples of what happens when children do not comply, including various forms of... correctional therapy. We must teach our children to be afraid, so they'll follow the right path. To accomplish this, we must make holy texts the only reading material in every school!"
[effect] eEvery school's library is filled with books detailing the suffering of millions.
by Roland Prime » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:19 pm
by Shwe Tu Colony » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:40 pm
Roland Prime wrote:Hey Justa, again,
Sorry if it's hard to see, that's my bad, but where I added quotes they're supposed to be green... Sorry if they don't show up that way. My bad...
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by Jutsa » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:22 pm
@CWA:Eheh... thanks. I'm noticing that this is definitely an issue that needs a lot of ironing out, and I myself haven't had a huge amount of faith in this one.I admit, I'd kind of given up on this being usable, but your last iteration shows a lot of promise.Just stole it from 003 and 046, so...That's a nice concise opening, not to the taste of many editors, but of a style liked by some.I kinda wanted "shake" as an opposite to "stir", but out of these two, I'd definitely just pick stir.Final tweak, I would say replace "has been shaking up" with "has been upsetting" or "is causing a stir amongst".Yeah, this was something I totally overlooked, along with "issues must have one focus topic", which I think I at least began to rectify with my new version.However, my main challenge to the premise is this: if it is an old book, why is it becoming an issue now?
The concepts seem simple enough in my head, but in execution... my word, I'm in desperate need of practice.This I do enjoy. I'll keep it at mind.Maybe a medieval manuscript telling the fairy tale as it was originally told has been unearthed?Alrighty~Using the name Catherine Gratwick isn't a complete joke in itself. Just use randomname hereI like your suggestion - as that's kinda what I was going for with this.The usage of "but" here is wrongHmmm... yeah, I'll try to think of something. >_>The argument against the book also needs to be more graphic, while remaining within the confines of the game's rules.... Sadly, I've never heard of that person. I'll give it a lookover, I guess.Also, incidentally, you should probably reference Thomas Bowlder as the speaker in option 2. Maybe Tam S. Bolder, or something like that.Alrighty, although I admit that I did have fun making the NS alternative names. :3OTOH, if you just make it The Hungry Caterpillar then we all know who you're talking about.Er - took me a bit of time to parse what you meant here, but I'll change that regardless.If this is a purveyor of Bowlderised version his books shouldn't be hotly debated, they should be 'bestselling but frankly tepid'.Alrighty :3As I said, maybe make the issue about reactions to one of those old stories being unearthed and re-published, and then of course drop this line from this speaker, have him be the advocate for the toned down versions.Alrighty, that'll work. Incidentally, Kiwis of Fury's a reference to Grapes of Wrath.Not getting the reference here.[...] Maybe "explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends"As you wish!I wouldn't namedrop Max Barry here. It works in the issue about his book, as its a sly wink at the fourth wall, but otherwise references to the author should be avoided.Hmmm... alright.Again, don't just ape the style of the first effect line, find a different shape of joke.Rip that option. Also, I specifically added that stuff to reference that said option, but I guess that should be tossed, regardless.This option could be cut, to be honest.
@Roland Prime:I fully agree - however, Nationstates capitalized every word in a title.So on this, it's pretty standard practice not to capitalize prepositions in the middle of a title.English is ridiculous, sometimes. To make sure, I looked up Google, but it seems to favor it as is, as:Children's makes no sense, because children is the plural of child, and plural possessives include the apostrophe at the end.Google wrote:If the word is plural and the plural ends in s, simply add an apostrophe. If the word is plural and the plural does not end in s, add 's.On the contrary - at least, to my knowledge. To see my explanation,Only put a period on the effect, although some issues have this and some do notEffect lines will end in periods if you answer them, as they're displayed, but they also appear in your nation's home page, in the paragraph with your national animal, by fours. This is why capitalization and periods due to sentence structure is prohibited, and why there are no effect lines with commas(except for the issue about commas).ThanksJust added quotes on the book title againAnd many thanks for this. A gleam of confidence is just what's needed when you're working on issues that need numerous major rewrites like this one.I'm starting to love this issue more and more...teehee... whoops!I just fixed up a capitalization error at the endAnd thank you again.Good job writing this issue!
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Drasnia wrote:I'd be very disappointed if you couldn't fit in a reference to Thomas the Spank Engine somewhere in the issue
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