title: Tribal Tattoo Trauma
validity: invalid for more advanced nations (good economies, good welfare, high scientific advancement), also invalid for nations with extremely bad environments
description: A group of foreign journalists on a jungle hike released a controversial clip showing two young members of a tribe native to the rainforest painfully inked as part of a 'coming-of-age' ritual. Although the ritual is well-known within many tribal communities, a social media storm has dragged you into it.
1: "So much needless suffering," whimpers @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, leader of the group. "I get that it is a tribal thing, but did you see the pain in that poor child's eyes?!" You wince after @@HE@@ jabs you with a sewing needle to poorly demonstrate the incident. "It is a horrible experience that only encourages violence against minors in these communities and it is something nobody should have to go through. The government must monitor these tribes to ensure the safety of their members."
fallout: bewildered tribesmen watch in complete confusion as undercover agents use their walkie-talkies
2: "It's common practice for a reason," says @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a primitive behavioral expert, imitating the hunting crouch position used by the native 'Umni' tribe. "For thousands of years, they have carried out their rituals with no interference. It's when we don't see them dancing around a campfire all doolally, that we get on our moral high horses and change their way of life. Let them make their human sacrifices and whatnot, if it means they're left alone by the government's dirty, obtrusive claws, I'm okay with it."
fallout: human sacrifices are legally sanctioned if done through a recognized ritualistic practice
3: "The intelligence arm of our government never fails to entertain me," laughs @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Defence, circling your desk like a vulture. "It's time we stopped coddling these lunatics and got rid of 'em once and for all." @@HE@@ slams a map down on your desk. "You see that group of huts in the corner, with the trees around 'em?" @@HE@@ sweeps them off the map with the back of @@HIS@@ hand. "All I need is your approval and they'll be no trace of 'em left."
fallout: the military acts more primitively than the tribes that they are terrorizing