[Accepted] (Redraft) You Got Stones
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:16 pm
This is a redraft of You Got Stones, after I was told that I should make the premise stronger. I know I haven't been around GI much, and I hope that will change and start drafting more issues.
[title] You Got Stones
[desc] A nation-wide contest was held to find the best sculptures that @@NAME@@ had to offer. The winner was promised to receive ten million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ from the government as a prize. However, as more people lost interest in the sculptures, and didn't win, they left them abandoned in the @@CAPITAL@@ Convention Center, where the contest was held.
[validity] Only valid for capitalist nations, nation has sizable wealth gaps
[option] "We can display them in museums!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@ museum manager of a failing gallery in @@NAME@@'s suburbs. "It doesn't matter if no one wants to see these sculptures, because as long as we preserve even the worst art, we still keep a part of the culture and history of our nation. Like that sculpture of you, @@LEADER@@. It's pretty awful yet it's proudly displayed in the center of @@NAME@@."
[effect] rotting "dumpster art" is now hung in some of @@NAME@@'s most famous galleries
[option] "We should distribute the sculptures en masse to our allies!," suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "They'll feel obliged to accept our gifts in order to maintain diplomatic politeness. And hey, at the same time we'll be sharing some of our culture with them too! ...Even if they aren't so happy about it."
[effect] Brancaland has "gifted" over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to @@NAME@@ in order to maintain diplomatic friendship
[option] "We should just bulldoze 'em," urges bulldozer driver @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, whom is notorious for always wanting a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@. "This is the simplest solution out there, and it minimizes the garbage in the streets. All I need is your permission, and a lot about 15 acres wide to start the smashing. I estimate the project be done, in as little as a few months".
[effect] con artists now have it easy by selling smashed bits of sculptures as old dinosaur bones
[option]"Or....we can repurpose them ourselves," says your in-law @@RANDOMNAME@@, who has been working on a campaign to eliminate waste. "@@LEADER@@, do you know what kind of items we can make with those sculptures? Paperweights! Weights! Very strong --and heavy-- phone cases! The choices are endless! Well, not exactly endless, but you know what I mean! And best of all, the economy benefits from these new innovations in the end."
[effect] stone wrist watches that weigh 20 pounds are the latest trend among @@DENOYMPLURAL@@
[title] You Got Stones
[desc] A nation-wide contest was held to find the best sculptures that @@NAME@@ had to offer. The winner was promised to receive ten million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ from the government as a prize. However, as more people lost interest in the sculptures, and didn't win, they left them abandoned in the @@CAPITAL@@ Convention Center, where the contest was held.
[validity] Only valid for capitalist nations, nation has sizable wealth gaps
[option] "We can display them in museums!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@ museum manager of a failing gallery in @@NAME@@'s suburbs. "It doesn't matter if no one wants to see these sculptures, because as long as we preserve even the worst art, we still keep a part of the culture and history of our nation. Like that sculpture of you, @@LEADER@@. It's pretty awful yet it's proudly displayed in the center of @@NAME@@."
[effect] rotting "dumpster art" is now hung in some of @@NAME@@'s most famous galleries
[option] "We should distribute the sculptures en masse to our allies!," suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "They'll feel obliged to accept our gifts in order to maintain diplomatic politeness. And hey, at the same time we'll be sharing some of our culture with them too! ...Even if they aren't so happy about it."
[effect] Brancaland has "gifted" over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to @@NAME@@ in order to maintain diplomatic friendship
[option] "We should just bulldoze 'em," urges bulldozer driver @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, whom is notorious for always wanting a few extra @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@. "This is the simplest solution out there, and it minimizes the garbage in the streets. All I need is your permission, and a lot about 15 acres wide to start the smashing. I estimate the project be done, in as little as a few months".
[effect] con artists now have it easy by selling smashed bits of sculptures as old dinosaur bones
[option]"Or....we can repurpose them ourselves," says your in-law @@RANDOMNAME@@, who has been working on a campaign to eliminate waste. "@@LEADER@@, do you know what kind of items we can make with those sculptures? Paperweights! Weights! Very strong --and heavy-- phone cases! The choices are endless! Well, not exactly endless, but you know what I mean! And best of all, the economy benefits from these new innovations in the end."
[effect] stone wrist watches that weigh 20 pounds are the latest trend among @@DENOYMPLURAL@@