So, I know that this not a "@@LEADER@@'s Life Simulator", but I just had to make an issue draft that gives you
a more personal choice on what to do when something happens. Besides, it's for a special number.
Title: Operator, I Need An Ambulance!
The Issue: Your grandmother was sent into the hospital due to an accident which involved toothpaste, a wrench, and a rubber duck.
Validity: Nation has hospitals
Option 1: "I'm terribly sorry about all of this, @@LEADER@@," sympathizes @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of your aides. "You should spend some time off from work. Ah, go see her in the hospital, and tell her that her broken hips will be just fine. I'm sure nothing bad will happen in the time that you're gone."
[effect]@@LEADER@@ leaves to see a grandmother any time the nation's about to fall apart
Option 2: "I'm terribly sorry, @@LEADER@@, but that's not the right thing to do," cautions @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of the gardeners. "You may want to be there for her after she swallowed her dentures, but the public would easily find out about it. I can picture it now, '@@LEADER@@ is emotionally unstable'. Gah, I hate the public. I think you should just work through it, and get some of these issue reports off your desk."
[effect]@@LEADER@@ is too busy sitting in a dark corner to think about visiting a sick family member
Option 3: "I'm terribly sorry... for nothing!" screeches your Uncle @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@, spraying some of his beet sandwich onto your desk. "My sister's mother-in-law was a pain in the butt, always yacking about how nobody had the right manors. Especially me! Bah, I'm glad that woman's in the hospital. You should really go out and celebrate - maybe plan for her funeral. Rejoice in the fact that that witch managed to get her hair stuck in a toaster!"
[effect]@@LEADER@@ is a suspected psychopath who people worry will play a fiddle while watching @@CAPITAL@@ burn to the ground
