[The Issue] In response to a particularly strange segment aired on the local news last night about a peculiar group of people known as "furries" who flock to convention centers in @@capital@@ annually to party and indulge in alcohol and furry-themed art and literature all the while dressed in oversized animal costumes. Locals are in an uproar over the recent shenanigans caused by unruly convention-goers, stating that their behavior is a dangerous influence to @@name@@'s youth. Some concerned citizens and furries alike have slithered, trotted, sauntered, pounced, and hopped into your office demanding a say on the matter.
(Choice 1)
While absentmindedly playing with a desk toy in your office, your office door comes crashing down followed by a rather bouncy visitor clad in a green and brown dog costume who strolls right on in. "Hiya @@Leader@@, my name's Doggo, but you can call me @@randomnamemale@@. We furries just like to have fun like everyone else just...differently. A little party never killed nobody. Look, if the government could support our little community with an itty-bitty subsidy or two, what'd be the harm in that? After all, do you know how much money the government could make off of this?" He walks out, taking your desk toy with him.
(Choice 2)
"Everybody knows these 'furry conventions' are nothing more than drunken festivals that cater to costumed freaks who indulge in promiscuous sex, and drugs, and Violet knows what else!", shouts concerned parent @@randomname@@, right in your ear. "For the sake of all that is decent and holy, I implore you ban these disgusting furry conventions! Think of the children, dammit!"
(Choice 3)
A short, burly man with a blue clip-on tail known as 'Mumbles the Skunk' weaves his way past your security guards up to your desk. "Oh please tell me your not considering barring us from convention centers just because a few folks can't hold their liquor? And a government subsidy is the LAST thing taxpayers like myself would want. All I'm sayin' here is that our community is a haven to folks who share a common interest in anthropomorphic animals. Every furry knows that convention money goes to a good cause. Like that time last year we raised over 12,000 @@currency@@ for a @capital@@ animal rescue shelter, and another 9,000 @@currency@@ for service dogs for disabled veterans! Could ya do us a favor and please try to convince the public that we furries are harmless, beneficial even? The fact that we drink ourselves half to death should be irrelevant." He shakes your hand and turns around to leave before pulling an old ball-cap out of the trash. "You mind if I keep this?"
I do have a question though, how long would it take to get a reply back usually?
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