Lol, by the way, I hope the title is OK. I was looking at the idioms that contain the word sun in a dictionary when I came across this one. I found it funny, but I hope it is not too inappropriate.
DRAFT 3
[description]A recent report by the Ministry of Health has shown that about half of @@NAME@@'s citizens suffer from vitamin D deficiency at some point in their lives. Experts have linked this to insufficient exposure to sunlight, a natural consequence of the habitually bad weather conditions in @@NAME@@.
[validity]bad weather, no enforced nudity
1. [option]"This is a public health crisis!" yells @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Health Minister, yanking apart the curtains of your office to let a feeble ray of sun shine in. "Look, I know we can't change the weather, but we can help our people get more sunlight by promoting an outdoor culture. Why should we be cooped up in enclosed spaces like offices and schools? I say we should make people work and study in open-air public spaces!"
[effect]umbrellas are the standard accessories of all @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students and workers
2. [option]"If you go out, you are more likely to be exposed to a chilling wind than actual sunlight," snarls @@RANDOMNAME@@, the owner of a local tanning salon, handing you a brochure with pictures of perfectly tanned top models. "If you gave some funding to us, however, we could make our sunbeds available to our people for much lower prices, allowing them to enjoy the benefits of the wholesome sun rays, even if it is raining outside. Trust markets, forget the rickets; as I always say."
[effect]@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizens sport their solarium-kissed skin all year round
3. [option]"Do you have any idea how complex and time-consuming the chemical process is by which your body synthesizes Vitamin D?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, the owner of Pestle Food Company, tapping @@HIS@@ pointing stick on a complicated-looking flowchart. "We don't have time for that! The easiest solution is to have more Vitamin D in our daily food intake. We should fortify all our bread products and breakfast cereals with Vitamin D, and all we need for this is a nice, generous government subsidy."
[effect]a recent health report showed that @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ people have the strongest bones in @@REGION@@
4. [option]"Nothing new under the sun, huh?" butts in @@RANDOMNAME@@, your old nudist neighbour, proudly exposing @@HIS@@ sagging body to your guests. "There is plenty of sunlight outside if you ask me, the problem is that the light cannot pass through this barrier of clothes that we wrap around our bodies like a straitjacket! I say tell people to toss their clothes and let their bodies luxuriate in the sun! You'll see how it will help people get more sunlight!"
[effect]naked people can be daily seen trembling in the cold
5. [option]"Are you trying to kill us?" snaps your cousin who is a downright hypochondriac, carrying a parasol. "Everybody knows that a high intake of fat-soluble vitamins can cause hypervitaminosis! And keep in mind that UV lights can cause skin cancer! You should require all our citizens to carry parasols with them whenever they are out, and also discourage them from consuming foods that contain high levels of Vitamin D!"
[effect]@@NAME@@ has been nicknamed the Vampire-State of @@REGION@@
OK, I am not quite happy with Option 3, I think it can be deleted altogether, if you also think it is kind of unnecessary.
Also, as it stands at the moment, option 4 seems to introduce enforced nudity for nations that do not have it. I know we already have an option in an issue that does the same, so I am open to other suggestions with respect to this option.
Thank you!