[title] The White Man's Burden
[desc] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ with albinism have long experienced discrimination as a result of their condition. Following a brutal attack on an albinistic teenager, which left him armless and disfigured, you have been urged to address the persecution of albinos.
[validity] superstitious nations only
[option] "Decapitations, infanticides, kidnappings, and amputations!" yells @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the albino victim of the attack. "That is what albinos are in danger of every day. We are also alienated from society, ridiculed and discriminated against because of how we look. That is in addition to our medical problems, like visual impairment. We demand an end to this. It should be illegal for anyone to discriminate against albinos, and that includes the media. Make it easier to be an albino in @@NAME@@: give us free eye care, protection against violent attacks, and a lifetime supply of sunscreen!"
[effect] white privilege is real in @@NAME@@
[option] "That doesn't tackle the root of the discrimination," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, a fervent atheist. "Ignorance and superstition are to blame for all this, so let's stamp them out. They clearly stem from religion, so cut all religious funding. Raise awareness all across @@NAME@@ about what albinism is and isn't. Teach people that albinos are not dangerous or powerful; they're normal @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ just like you and me. We must also erase the absurd notion that the body parts of albinos have any health benefits or magic powers to prevent the sort of attack that we saw recently."
[effect] patients in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ hospitals often know more about albinism than their own afflictions
[option] "Albinos definitely possess magicks beyond this realm," bellows the self-proclaimed Witch of @@CAPITAL@@, whose person is adorned with amulets made of albino body parts. "Trust me, I'm also a doctor. They have superior healing properties. The hair of an albino is a cure for many afflictions, including baldness, blindness, and cancer. The tears of an orphaned albino child will remedy a broken heart. The government must support my endeavor to bring the gifts of the albino to all in @@NAME@@. The nation can even benefit by sacrificing an albino every now and then for victory in war or a bountiful harvest. Albino hunting guilds and albino farms should be established. I'll be taking 50 percent of the profit, of course."
[effect] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ spend many @@CURRENCY@@s on hair and nails
[option] "Within the Albino Ones, the purple spirit of the divine dwells," proclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet. "Their eyes, the windows to the soul, reveal this to be truth. One observes the lavender ghost of the great Mistress Violet typing within, her presence on earth made physical. That is why the rest of their bodies lack any color; the whole existence of the Albino is devoted to housing the holy. Violet is present, so no other colors are necessary. Therefore, all Albinos must be designated as sacred landmarks. They should be present in all Violetist ceremonies. And upon death, the body of an Albino must be interred in the Grand Temple of Violet. I'm sure this isn't too much to ask, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] albinos use spray tan and contacts to avoid the tediousness of a Violetist ceremony