[Title]An Armory of Antiques
[Description] After furtively photographing a massive military parade in Blackacre, your chief spy returned with blurry black and white photographs of the strangest military machines. Large bombs that took to the air without any visible pilot, aircraft that had no propellers and rifles that could fire many times without reloading. Concerned generals and military scientists have met to discuss the clear technological edge many nations seem to pose over your own.
Option 1. "Its quite obvious what the issue here is." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ the designer of the Mrk 1 @@ANIMAL@@, the first tank produced by @@NAME@@ which has been refereed to by soldiers as a 'giant sardine cooker'. "We badly need more great minds in our research operations and it is quite clear that we are currently...behind, to say the least, in arms technology. If we can try and convince some people with incentives to become designers and scientists working for the military as well as some extra funding, I'm sure we will get a modern and well equipped military...eventually, it will probably take some time."
[Effect] Millions of @@CURRENCY@@ are spent desperately trying to improve the military.
Option 2. "Actually, its not as simple as that." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an ace pilot who served in last war. "Airpower is the way to the future, this was proven in the last war as me and my squad clearly proved that the canvas wings of our biplanes where key to victory on the fronts we where on. Focusing on all of the military will take to long and will simply just leave us behind, but focusing our efforts on air power is simply what will make us soar above our enemies! In fact, we could even make a sky navy using airships, just think, sky battleships! Now we don't see any of other nations with those!"
[Effect] The military still uses trenches while the airforce is working on jets and sky battleships.
Option 3. "I have to agree with the fly boy over there, just not with just air power." Says General @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ as he paces back and fourth. "I believe that we should instead focus our efforts on different things until they are up to scratch with the rest of the world, then focus on other stuff until that is up to date and so on, repeating the possess until we have everything modern and ready to fight any enemy's of @@NAME@@! It will leave us behind in a few area's for quite a while, but its better then being behind in everything for however long that tank maker's plan will take."
[Effect] @@NAME@@ Is a real life example of schizo tech
Option 4 "It's quite obvious what the issue is." Says Retired General @@RANDOMNAME@@ over the telegram. "This is a clear reason why we should stick to the old ways, if we add all this fancy new thingamajigs to our military, the men will become soft! I mean really, how can we call our men brave when they hide in those metal boxes you call Mark 1 @@ANIMAL@@'s! You would have to be a fool to listen to any of these people! In fact, we should remove those flying machines and so called tanks to focus on what really makes us powerful, our spirit, courage, and strength! Just like in the good old days."
[Effect] The bayonet is cutting edge technology
Option 5 "To be honest, no mater what we do we will be behind in something at this point." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ a expert in ambush tactics. "We should instead focus on ways to make use of what we have and use that to the best of our ability, as well as using things in multiple ways. Not many people know this but you can easily turn a artillery round into a mine in a pinch, you just be careful on concealing it unless you want it to blow up while you set it. Regardless, we should focus on our tactics, infantry, and reliability above all else and teach the soldiers a thing or two about those artillery mines."
[Effect] @@NAME@@'s army looks more like rebels then a proper standing army.
Option 6 "I overheard everything and personally, I see this in a different way." says a odd looking man who climbed into your office uninvited. "Instead of researching new ways to kill people, why don't you spend that money on new ways for people to enjoy themselves, new ways to get around town, and so on. Heck we should just forget about all this war stuff and work on what really maters, the quality of life in @@NAME@@."
[Effect] Military designers have started designing buses and trams since the military was dismantled.
[Description] After furtively photographing a massive military parade in Blackacre, your chief spy returned with blurry black and white photographs of the strangest military machines. Large bombs that took to the air without any visible pilot, aircraft that had no propellers and rifles that could fire many times without reloading. Concerned generals and military scientists have met to discuss the clear technological edge many nations seem to pose over your own.
Option 1. "Its quite obvious what the issue here is." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ the designer of the Mrk 1 @@ANIMAL@@, the first tank produced by @@NAME@@ which has been refereed to by soldiers as a 'giant sardine cooker'. "We badly need more great minds in our research operations and it is quite clear that we are currently...behind, to say the least, in arms technology. If we can try and convince some people with incentives to become designers and scientists working for the military as well as some extra funding, I'm sure we will get a modern and well equipped military...eventually, it will probably take some time."
[Effect] Millions of @@CURRENCY@@ are spent desperately trying to improve the military.
Option 2. "Actually, its not as simple as that." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an ace pilot who served in last war. "Airpower is the way to the future, this was proven in the last war as me and my squad clearly proved that the canvas wings of our biplanes where key to victory on the fronts we where on. Focusing on all of the military will take to long and will simply just leave us behind, but focusing our efforts on air power is simply what will make us soar above our enemies! In fact, we could even make a sky navy using airships, just think, sky battleships! Now we don't see any of other nations with those!"
[Effect] The military still uses trenches while the airforce is working on jets and sky battleships.
Option 3. "I have to agree with the fly boy over there, just not with just air power." Says General @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ as he paces back and fourth. "I believe that we should instead focus our efforts on different things until they are up to scratch with the rest of the world, then focus on other stuff until that is up to date and so on, repeating the possess until we have everything modern and ready to fight any enemy's of @@NAME@@! It will leave us behind in a few area's for quite a while, but its better then being behind in everything for however long that tank maker's plan will take."
[Effect] @@NAME@@ Is a real life example of schizo tech
Option 4 "It's quite obvious what the issue is." Says Retired General @@RANDOMNAME@@ over the telegram. "This is a clear reason why we should stick to the old ways, if we add all this fancy new thingamajigs to our military, the men will become soft! I mean really, how can we call our men brave when they hide in those metal boxes you call Mark 1 @@ANIMAL@@'s! You would have to be a fool to listen to any of these people! In fact, we should remove those flying machines and so called tanks to focus on what really makes us powerful, our spirit, courage, and strength! Just like in the good old days."
[Effect] The bayonet is cutting edge technology
Option 5 "To be honest, no mater what we do we will be behind in something at this point." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ a expert in ambush tactics. "We should instead focus on ways to make use of what we have and use that to the best of our ability, as well as using things in multiple ways. Not many people know this but you can easily turn a artillery round into a mine in a pinch, you just be careful on concealing it unless you want it to blow up while you set it. Regardless, we should focus on our tactics, infantry, and reliability above all else and teach the soldiers a thing or two about those artillery mines."
[Effect] @@NAME@@'s army looks more like rebels then a proper standing army.
Option 6 "I overheard everything and personally, I see this in a different way." says a odd looking man who climbed into your office uninvited. "Instead of researching new ways to kill people, why don't you spend that money on new ways for people to enjoy themselves, new ways to get around town, and so on. Heck we should just forget about all this war stuff and work on what really maters, the quality of life in @@NAME@@."
[Effect] Military designers have started designing buses and trams since the military was dismantled.
[Title]An Army of Antique's
[Description]After a massive military parade in Blackacre, a spy returned with black and white photo's of odd looking tanks with fancy looking gadgets, large bombs that can fly and aircraft without propellers. Seeing this as a clear issue, you have called the best military scientists and generals in @@NAME@@ to your office.
[Validity] Low technology nations with Military's
Option 1. "Its quite obvious what the issue here is." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ the designer of the Mrk 1 @@ANIMAL@@, the first tank produced by @@NAME@@. "We badly need more great minds in our research operations and it is quite clear that we are currently...behind, to say the least, in arms technology. If we can try and convince some people with incentives to become designers and scientists working for the military as well as some extra funding, I'm sure we will get a modern and well equipped military."
[Effect] Millions of @@CURRENCY@@ are spent desperately trying to improve the military.
Option 2. "Actually, its not as simple as that." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an ace pilot who served in last war. "Airpower is the way to the future, this was proven in the last war as me and my squad clearly proved that the canvas wings of our aircraft clearly where key to victory on the fronts we where on. Focusing on all of the military will take to long and will simply just leave us behind, but focusing our efforts on air power is simply what will make us soar above our enemy's!"
[Effect] The military still uses trenches while the airforce is working on jets and sky battleships.
Option 3. "I have to agree with the fly boy over there, just not with just air power." Says General @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ as he paces back and fourth. "I believe that we should instead focus our efforts on different things until they are up to scratch with the rest of the world, then focus on other stuff until that is up to date and so on, repeating the possess until we have everything modern and ready to fight any enemy's of @@NAME@@!"
[Effect] @@NAME@@ Is a real life example of schizo tech
Option 4 "It's quite obvious what the issue is." Says Retired General @@RANDOMNAME@@ over the telegram. "This is a clear reason why we should stick to the old ways, if we add all this fancy new thingamajigs to our military, the men will become soft! I mean really, how can we call our men brave when they hide in those metal boxes you call Mark 1 @@ANIMAL@@'s! You would have to be a fool to listen to any of these people! Just leave things be and we will do fine without those fancy flying machines or metal boxes."
[Effect] The gun has given way to the sword
Option 5 "I overheard everything and personally, I see this in a different way." says a odd looking man who climbed into your office uninvited. "Instead of researching new ways to kill people, why don't you spend that money on new ways for people to enjoy themselves, new ways to get around town, and so on. Heck we should just forget about all this war stuff and work on what really maters, the quality of life in @@NAME@@."
[Effect] Military designers have started designing buses and trams since the military was dismantled.
[Description]After a massive military parade in Blackacre, a spy returned with black and white photo's of odd looking tanks with fancy looking gadgets, large bombs that can fly and aircraft without propellers. Seeing this as a clear issue, you have called the best military scientists and generals in @@NAME@@ to your office.
[Validity] Low technology nations with Military's
Option 1. "Its quite obvious what the issue here is." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ the designer of the Mrk 1 @@ANIMAL@@, the first tank produced by @@NAME@@. "We badly need more great minds in our research operations and it is quite clear that we are currently...behind, to say the least, in arms technology. If we can try and convince some people with incentives to become designers and scientists working for the military as well as some extra funding, I'm sure we will get a modern and well equipped military."
[Effect] Millions of @@CURRENCY@@ are spent desperately trying to improve the military.
Option 2. "Actually, its not as simple as that." Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an ace pilot who served in last war. "Airpower is the way to the future, this was proven in the last war as me and my squad clearly proved that the canvas wings of our aircraft clearly where key to victory on the fronts we where on. Focusing on all of the military will take to long and will simply just leave us behind, but focusing our efforts on air power is simply what will make us soar above our enemy's!"
[Effect] The military still uses trenches while the airforce is working on jets and sky battleships.
Option 3. "I have to agree with the fly boy over there, just not with just air power." Says General @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ as he paces back and fourth. "I believe that we should instead focus our efforts on different things until they are up to scratch with the rest of the world, then focus on other stuff until that is up to date and so on, repeating the possess until we have everything modern and ready to fight any enemy's of @@NAME@@!"
[Effect] @@NAME@@ Is a real life example of schizo tech
Option 4 "It's quite obvious what the issue is." Says Retired General @@RANDOMNAME@@ over the telegram. "This is a clear reason why we should stick to the old ways, if we add all this fancy new thingamajigs to our military, the men will become soft! I mean really, how can we call our men brave when they hide in those metal boxes you call Mark 1 @@ANIMAL@@'s! You would have to be a fool to listen to any of these people! Just leave things be and we will do fine without those fancy flying machines or metal boxes."
[Effect] The gun has given way to the sword
Option 5 "I overheard everything and personally, I see this in a different way." says a odd looking man who climbed into your office uninvited. "Instead of researching new ways to kill people, why don't you spend that money on new ways for people to enjoy themselves, new ways to get around town, and so on. Heck we should just forget about all this war stuff and work on what really maters, the quality of life in @@NAME@@."
[Effect] Military designers have started designing buses and trams since the military was dismantled.