[validity] only valid for nations with a physical currency
[desc] After a spot sample, it was estimated that up to ten percent of all physical money in circulation was counterfeit. Worried ministers in the Treasury department point out that the culprits are still at large and that @@CURRENCY@@ could be severely devalued over time.
[option] "We must find the perpetrators of this vile act and stop them!" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, Chancellor of the Treasury, unloading a suitcase of the counterfeit notes on your desk. "These fake bills just keep coming and they don't stop coming. I'm fed up with this and I insist that we do something. With a free hand and a special task force under my control, I should be able to stamp out all forms of counterfeiting within a month."
[effect] entire families are arrested for playing board games with fake cash
[option] "An easier solution would be to implant small microchips into our notes and coins," proposes @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Minister of Finance, showing you a prototype. "This would ensure that all genuine notes could be immediately verified with a short scan of the microchip."
[effect] dropped coins lose all of their monetary value
[option] "That's absurd! It'll cost you hundreds to mint a 1 @@CURRENCY@@ coin! Wouldn't it be much simpler if a 1 @@CURRENCY@@ coin was actually worth 1 @@CURRENCY@@?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a gold magnate, storming into your office. "If you used gold coins instead, not only would the coins have intrinsic value, but their high density would make it harder to counterfeit. After that, all that glitters will be gold, and that's all we'll need to know."
[effect] most @@CURRENCY@@ coins are riddled with bite marks
[option] "What a boring, utilitarian solution," snubs @@RANDOMNAME@@, an uppity artist, who is currently painting a mural on your ceiling. "The correct way should be to issue new notes and coins, and adorn them with elegant and intricate patterns. Not only will they be hard to copy, but they'll look fabulous as well. Only then will it be difficult for criminals to make a mould."
[effect] shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authencity of banknotes
[option] "What's so wrong with making fake cash?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a mysterious stranger wearing shades, looking pointedly in your direction. "If the government can print money, then why can't I? Sometimes, when I need to pay for gas, I realise that I'm out of dough, so I just make more on the go. People like me help to stimulate the economy, so there's really nothing wrong with a little forgery."
[effect] @@CURRENCY@@ is practically worthless after counterfeiting was legalised
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