Fourth Draft
[title]The Greatest Issue Ever Sold
[desc] When your national bureau of censorship discovered that foreign films contain product placement, subtle and obvious references to products in the form of paid advertisements, various ministers have started to panic concerned about how such a tool may promote capitalist ideas
[validity] Socialist nations, must allow international cinema
[option]"@@LEADER@@, there's nothing wrong with product placement" says a foreign movie star, @@RANDOMNAME@@, whilst ensuring that the Revi logo on his jeans is noticeable to photographers "I mean, I know that McRonalds burgers can't be advertised, and nor can a slushee from 8/12, in @@NAME@@, but there's no reason that foreign art should be censored whilst on our shores! After all, they are legal products. Now, if you'll excuse I must continue reading this invigorating Jenifer Government book
[effect] product placement professionals swear that they're not advertisers
[option]"We need to censor out all product placement" says your nation's main censor, @@RANDOMNAME@@ "See here, there's a bucket of Bigtopia Fried Chicken, we can delete that scene, and there, in the far left corner where you can sort-of-kind of make out that can of Duff Beer sitting on the shelf, well guess what, scene deleted, and over there..." @@HE@@ trails on
[effect] foreigners flock to the nation to watch 3 hour movies in just 20 minutes
[option]"Why don't you replace products with superior @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ products?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your minister of propaganda "I mean think about it, here where you see a person driving a car, you replace the General Engines logo with a government provided car, and here, where James Seperated constantly mentions his Chronometrics watch, we can replace it with a government provided watch, and you get the point..."
[effect] citizens often wonder why foreign movie stars obsessed with @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ products
[option]"Why don't you replace products with the @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your minister of propoganda "I mean think about it, here where you see a person driving a car, you replace the General Engines logo with a flag, and here, where James Seperated constantly mentions his Chronometrics watch, we can replace it with a flag wrist band, and you get the point..."
[effect] citizens often wonder why foreign movie stars obsesed with @@NAME@@'s flag[/spoiler]