Description: One generation ago, scientists took a biopsy of a tumor from Elizabeth Gratwick, a cancer patient who died soon after, without her knowledge, these cells have grown and grown. Now, they have been flown all over the world and to the moon and have been tested with many medicines and poisons. Now, Elizabeth's family and a group of concerned scientists have gathered in your office to discuss the matter.
Validity: Medium Scientific Advancement
[option]"This is a scientific miracle!" Shouts award-winning biologist @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding up a Petri dish of a purplish jiggly substance. "These cells have been a breakthrough; we can use them to test cures for cancer, and understand how they develop and how they function! All these years later, these cells keep chugging along. They have outlived all the others; we can't go back now! With these, we might find a way to immortality! Consent isn't worth all that, right?"
[effect]there are rumors that scientists have found the cure to cancer
[option]"My poor mother can't even rest in peace and you're doing stuff to her!" Growls Elizabeth's daughter Catherine Gratwick. "You can't just infect her with Spoon Pox, and you'll have to ask me first! How would you like it if your mother's remains were exhumed and mutilated? Cell testing must be abolished and the poor victim's families must be compensated in full!"
[effect]one has to ask very, very politely to obtain cancer cells or risk an invoice on their heads
[option]"These things are funny!" Giggles your young niece @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@, squishing her fingers in the goo. "@@LEADER@@, why don't you sell these to people? You have an infinite supply, and you'll make oodles of money off of these! And if you get enough, can you get me another pony?"
[effect]the biggest export from @@NAME@@ is currently boxes upon boxes of purple jiggly cancer cells
