[title]Tipping Point
[desc]Bellboys, waiters and waitresses, porters, bartenders... there's a multitude of low paid service industry jobs that people are only willing to work because of the potential for tips to supplement their income. However, recently analysts have often suggested that it is the tips themselves that create the low baseline wages, with many economists presenting a case for tipping being a cause of poverty and welfare dependence.
[validity] capitalist nations only, low level of employment law regulation,
[option]"Look, us restaurateurs don't like gratuity-based economics either," complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the proprietor of trendy inner-city eatery The @@CAPITAL@@ Pyramid. "In fact, we trialed going tip-free and incorporating the costs a decent salary into the bill. Do you know what happened? We lost customers! A higher visible menu price, and the loss of the diners' feeling of power meant customers went elsewhere! The only way to fix this is government legislation, banning tipping and regulating the industry. A national approach will level the playing field, and that'll be good for workers, good for profits, and good for national poverty levels."
[effect]nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore
[option]"Hi, my name's @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ and I'm just tickled pink to be your coffee server today!" chirps a frankly stunning barista with a huge smile on @@HIS@@ face as @@HE@@ hands you a perfect cappuccino with a marshmallow on top. "@@LEADER@@, I don't get paid a lot, but I'm more than happy to do what I can to earn your tips! It's a great motivation to keep me working hard to make you, my customer, super-duper happy! And if good-looking ethnic-majority twenty-something tight-trousered folk like me end up earning a bit more than most, well that's the wonderful thing about the free market! God bless @@NAME@@!"
[effect]waiters and waitresses claim to like it when odiferous customers flirt with them
[option]"There's definitely something in what @@HE@@'s saying," suggests your brother, tossing a few small denomination coins onto the counter, to the barista's disappointment. "Maybe we could all learn from that. I reckon it'd be good if politicians had a tiny baseline wage too, but were allowed to earn tips by pleasing the people. Or at least, by pleasing the people that are willing to show their appreciation with cold, hard cash."
[effect]politicians sell their ideals to the highest bidder