by The United Providences of Perland » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:23 pm
by Australian rePublic » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:29 am
by The United Providences of Perland » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:00 am
Australian Republic wrote:Option 1- I don't know if you can call them terrorists. A terrorist intentionally tries to kill people, This is just a matter of idiots being idiots
by The United Providences of Perland » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:21 pm
by Candlewhisper Archive » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:26 am
The United Providences of Perland wrote:Description: Recently, a rather weird trend of citizens mixing chemicals for cool stunts has lead to obviously bad results. One example of this being when two teens thought it would be funny to light a small homemade gunpowder and magnesium firework near a @@CAPITAL@@ fuel depot; thankfully the depot was empty when it went blew sky high in a spectacular explosion of red and orange. Concern citizens have blown through your residence demanding solutions.
[option]"These morons are fregin' threats I tell ya," shouts your Domestic Security Adviser, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I mean these pyromaniacs are not only blowing up precious fuel, but are jeopardizing the lives of others, and themselves. I read reports of one teen who accidentally killed his entire family by pouring huge amounts of ammonia and bleach into a boiling pot. We need to ban these hazardous chemicals out right.
[option]"Who let these morons get their hands on hazardous chemicals?" asks fire officer @@random_name()@@, brushing soot from @@HIS@@ uniform. "Lives are being put at risk. I read a report from the United Federation of one teen who accidentally gassed his entire family by mixing printer's ammonia with household bleach. We need to regulate the sale of any chemicals to minors."
[effect]metaphorical and literal bubble wrap is being applied to everything nation wide
[option]"Who failed to teach these morons about chemical safety?" asks chemistry teacher @@random_name()@@, failing to notice the kids having a bunsen burner duel at the back of his class.
[option]"Oh come on man, who gives a crap," retorts a local teen who is noticeably missing his right hand. "It's just some harmless fun. Sure, some people may hurt themselves or blow some stuff up, but that's just natural selection or something. As long as you know what you're doing it is perfectly safe. So, why not just give people the freedom to do what they please with their explosive masterpieces.
[effect]the weather in the nation is cloudy with a chance of fingers
[option]"Or we could come to a slight compromise here," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ chemist as he Mypes you from an undisclosed location. "I say the government fund explosives academies to teach people proper mixing, detonation, and construction of explosives and chemistry. Then, you make it illegal to posses explosive chemicals, and use them without a certification of completion. This will surely help the problem.
[effect]only the pros blow themselves up
by The United Providences of Perland » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:42 pm
Candlewhisper Archive wrote:*snip*
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:32 am
by The United Providences of Perland » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:29 am
Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Please bear in mind that I only ever respond with that level of detail for drafts that are clearly ones that are potentially publishable. No point spending time polishing turds, after all.
by Helaw » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:10 pm
The United Providences of Perland wrote:Description: Recently, a rather weird trend of citizens mixing chemicals for cool stunts has lead to obviously bad results. One example of this being when two teens thought it would be funny to light a small homemade strontium and magnesium firework near a @@CAPITAL@@ fuel depot; thankfully the depot was empty when it went blew sky high in a spectacular explosion of red and orange.
The United Providences of Perland wrote:we don't intervene" remarks
The United Providences of Perland wrote:remarks one of your health advisers @@RANDOMNAME@@ as he removes cleansing products from a closet.
The United Providences of Perland wrote:Mypes
by The United Providences of Perland » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:28 pm
Helaw wrote:The United Providences of Perland wrote:Description: Recently, a rather weird trend of citizens mixing chemicals for cool stunts has lead to obviously bad results. One example of this being when two teens thought it would be funny to light a small homemade strontium and magnesium firework near a @@CAPITAL@@ fuel depot; thankfully the depot was empty when it went blew sky high in a spectacular explosion of red and orange.
Overall, this is a good description at the moment. I would recommend a comma between 'thankfully' and 'the', but other than that I have no particular critical comments to speak of.The United Providences of Perland wrote:we don't intervene" remarks
When a quote ends in such a fashion (i.e. leading into a "Says Person X, while he eats a tasty sandwich" part), there should be a comma just before the quotation mark.The United Providences of Perland wrote:remarks one of your health advisers @@RANDOMNAME@@ as he removes cleansing products from a closet.
When you interject with the speaker's name, it should be done using commas. To illustrate: "...remarks one of your health advisers, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as he removes cleansing products from a closet."The United Providences of Perland wrote:Mypes
Is this meant to be a different take on the word 'Skype'? Either way, I'm not too keen on it, as it seems out of place.
There aren't many comments I can make beyond these that aren't painfully pretentious. Good draft, neat idea.
by The United Providences of Perland » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:35 pm
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