Description: After one of the multitude of new states that seceded from @@NAME@@ recently succumbed to an invasion from sixteen mercenaries hired by a Brancaland citizen, numerous representatives from these new states have started reaching out to you to consider the possibility of reconnecting with @@NAME@@.
Validity: Chose option 4 for issue #466
[option]"Oh Violet, it's all gone terribly wrong!" bemoans "King" @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, ruler of the Glorious Eastern United @@ANIMAL@@ Empire (population 12). "I thought it'd be awesome having my own kingdom and everything, but it's actually really hard work! We've got no industry since Dave broke our woodcutting axe and even worse, every damn day I get bugged by idiots who want me to make decisions on everything from foreign policy to whether we should resize our football pitch.... can't they sort this out themselves? I can't stand it! Please just take us back, OK?"
[effect]the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
[option]"One little setback and you go running home to mummy" sneers President-for-life @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ of the Democratic People's Republic of the Allied Western States (population 24) as she signs a series of executive orders. "If you really want to help all of us, then help us stand on our own two feet! I think what we need here is for you to provide a forum to promote more diplomatic links and trade with us smaller nations. It'd help you out, and we'd love to have real toilet paper again. I mean, we did kind of secede, but that doesn't mean we should completely burn all our bridges, does it?"
[effect]a complex arrangement of treaties and trade deals connects the nation to a multitude of semi-autonomous nations on its border
[option]”I told you at the time this was a stupid idea” bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, minister for international affairs. “These idiots are too busy fighting each other or playing at king to even begin thinking about basic infrastructure or even functioning toilets. You could spit across most of these places! Not to mention our agents have reports of some of these places raising potentially hostile armies literally dozens strong! Please @@LEADER@@, before this gets any further out of hand, send in some soldiers, annex these so called nations and stop our country becoming the laughing stock of the world!
[effect]the nation has a reputation for crushing secession with an iron fist