Wood Shortage in @@NAME@@
The Issue:
After a recent shortage of wood left many without chairs to sit on for dinner, businessmen have stormed your office offering their various products.
Validity:
Small woodchipping industry.
Options:
[option] "I have the answer for you right here @@LEADER@@," says Bigtopian salesman @@RANDOMNAME@@. "You see, Bigtopia has recently come into a surplus of wood, and we’d be happy to sell some of it to you, just sign here."
[effect]Following new legislation in @@NAME@@ old wood factories stand empty as former employees search for jobs
[option]"Don’t listen to his job stealing lies!" cries @@NAME@@’s lead wood manufacturer, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as they push the contract off of your desk. "Our local factories are ready to go, we just need your permission to cut down those pesky nature preserves for resources. I’m sure they’ll grow back. Someday."
[effect]Following new legislation in @@NAME@@ the outdoors are barren, stripped of plants to supply the growing wood industry
[option]"Well I have a better idea," declares stonecutter and self-proclaimed tree hugger, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Why not just scrap wood products altogether? Stone is harder, so it will break less and last longer. Who wouldn’t want a house that sturdy! Plus, it will help save our environment. Well, the surface part of it at least."
[effect]Following new legislation in @@NAME@@ citizens complain of aches after trying to sit in the new and 'improved' stone chairs
[stats]Woodchipping industry down 100%
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