The amount of people in orphanages have increased dramatically in [nation][/nation] and something must be done.
1. "Who cares?" says Pastor Jack Haggard, "As long as those damn women don't kill babies more than living life in an orphanage is better than none. Make abortion illegal and punishable via death by stoning!"
2. "There is one solution," says General Nathan Hale, "We send children over the age of five in orphanages that aren't adopted yet to the military, and stop unwanted children from going to orphanages but instead to the military. This way, our military will expand by training these kids to be highly trained soliders."
3. "Let breeding take its place," says a mother from a trailer park holding a child on crack in her arms "It's not up to the government to decide the fate of orphans, loving parents like me could adopt them, and outlawing abortions will just make the situation worse actually."
4. A bioethical scientist observed the proposals and comes up with one of his own: "How about we simply decease birth rates, but at the same time improve the DNA of our population by only letting those with a high intelligence quotient, as well as great athletic dispositions and no hereditary illnesses breed. Use state enforced abortions and sterilizations for those who are unfit and those who are have no abortions but can give away their child to the military or an orphanage. This way, military status increases, less people are born, and the genes of our population expands. Bring back eugenics!"
