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Worris
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Government needs a Tweeter!

Postby Worris » Mon May 09, 2016 1:12 pm

Name: Government needs a Tweeter!

Description: Today, you plan on creating a Tweeter Page for your government but you are unsure what to use it for.

Validity: Not valid for people with low averageness and people with banned computers.

Options:

[option] "Oh my god, this is like, a really good idea! Just imagine it!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your youngest advisor. "We can have a flashy pic, and a super neat banner! Also, we can tell the people about government stuff. I'll get it set up!"
[effect] "@NAME@ Government" is one of the most followed Tweeter Pages.
[stats] averageness and taxation goes up SLIGHTLY.

[option] "That's a great idea n' all, but why not make some extra money," @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Economy says, while enjoying a Popso Light. "We could sponsor companies on the page and get a little extra money! It's a win for us and the companies!"
[effect] "Popso Sponsered Government Page" is the top page on Tweeter right now.
[stats] economy and taxation go up and so do industries but only SLIGHTLY.

How is it?

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Postby Melorian Republic » Mon May 09, 2016 1:13 pm

Maybe another option?
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Postby Justin States 3 » Mon May 09, 2016 1:13 pm

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Postby Commonwealth of Hank the Cat » Mon May 09, 2016 1:13 pm

But there is no option to refuse it.

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Postby Worris » Mon May 09, 2016 1:14 pm

Melorian Republic wrote:Maybe another option?

It's not done, but probably yeah, I'll do that.

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Postby Worris » Mon May 09, 2016 1:14 pm

Commonwealth of Hank the Cat wrote:But there is no option to refuse it.

I'll get that on there later.

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Postby Nationalist Gold Union » Mon May 09, 2016 1:23 pm

Worris wrote:Description: Today, you plan on creating a Tweeter Page for your government but you are unsure what to use it for.

Perhaps explain what Tweeter is supposed to be? Also "page" should be lowercased. Also, why should it be "Today, you plan on"? Maybe "@@DENONYM@@s have been asking for the government to create a Tweeter page" would work better. Also that title is a bit uncreative... And "unsure what to you it for" doesn't make sense or correspond with the options of the issue.
Worris wrote:Validity: Not valid for people with low averageness and people with banned computers.

Why low averageness?
Worris wrote:[option] "Oh my god, this is like, a really good idea! Just imagine it!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your youngest advisor. "We can have a flashy pic, and a super neat banner! Also, we can tell the people about government stuff. I'll get it set up!"
[effect] "@NAME@ Government" is one of the most followed Tweeter Pages.
[stats] averageness and taxation goes up SLIGHTLY.

That's a little short of a response. Also instead of "@NAME@ Government" it should be @NAME@'s government. And pages shouldn't be capitalised.
Worris wrote:[option] "That's a great idea n' all, but why not make some extra money," @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Economy says, while enjoying a Popso Light. "We could sponsor companies on the page and get a little extra money! It's a win for us and the companies!"
[effect] "Popso Sponsered Government Page" is the top page on Tweeter right now.
[stats] economy and taxation go up and so do industries but only SLIGHTLY.
How is it?

Sponsored*. And "Popso Sponsored Government Page" seems a little ambiguous, no? How about "@@NAMES@@'s social media pages tend to talk about the cool, refreshing taste of POPSO® instead of national happenings"

Also add a third option about how silly and pointless a tweeter page would be. Other than that and a few grammar mistakes, I think this issue isn't too bad.
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Postby Worris » Mon May 09, 2016 1:30 pm

Nationalist Gold Union wrote:
Worris wrote:Description: Today, you plan on creating a Tweeter Page for your government but you are unsure what to use it for.

Perhaps explain what Tweeter is supposed to be? Also "page" should be lowercased. Also, why should it be "Today, you plan on"? Maybe "@@DENONYM@@s have been asking for the government to create a Tweeter page" would work better. Also that title is a bit uncreative... And "unsure what to you it for" doesn't make sense or correspond with the options of the issue.
Worris wrote:Validity: Not valid for people with low averageness and people with banned computers.

Why low averageness?
Worris wrote:[option] "Oh my god, this is like, a really good idea! Just imagine it!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your youngest advisor. "We can have a flashy pic, and a super neat banner! Also, we can tell the people about government stuff. I'll get it set up!"
[effect] "@NAME@ Government" is one of the most followed Tweeter Pages.
[stats] averageness and taxation goes up SLIGHTLY.

That's a little short of a response. Also instead of "@NAME@ Government" it should be @NAME@'s government. And pages shouldn't be capitalised.
Worris wrote:[option] "That's a great idea n' all, but why not make some extra money," @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Economy says, while enjoying a Popso Light. "We could sponsor companies on the page and get a little extra money! It's a win for us and the companies!"
[effect] "Popso Sponsered Government Page" is the top page on Tweeter right now.
[stats] economy and taxation go up and so do industries but only SLIGHTLY.
How is it?

Sponsored*. And "Popso Sponsored Government Page" seems a little ambiguous, no? How about "@@NAMES@@'s social media pages tend to talk about the cool, refreshing taste of POPSO® instead of national happenings"

Also add a third option about how silly and pointless a tweeter page would be. Other than that and a few grammar mistakes, I think this issue isn't too bad.

Thanks mate, I'll work on it later.

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Postby Logophilia Lyricalia » Mon May 09, 2016 2:22 pm

I think a potentially more interesting issue would be what happens if the government's social media initiative backfires with people who aren't having it (like in these examples: 1, 2, 3). Your advisors in this case would be scrambling to come up with ways to fix the problem. Lot of fertile ground there!
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Postby Leppikania » Mon May 09, 2016 7:41 pm

How is this a national issue?
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Postby Worris » Wed May 11, 2016 3:32 am

Leppikania wrote:How is this a national issue?

There's an issue about your door, and that's a national issue. So is someone's murder, that somehow gets to you, the leader.

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Postby Leppikania » Wed May 11, 2016 5:53 am

Worris wrote:
Leppikania wrote:How is this a national issue?

There's an issue about your door, and that's a national issue. So is someone's murder, that somehow gets to you, the leader.

And why couldn't a government pick both options?
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Postby New Axiom » Wed May 11, 2016 5:55 am

Just have an option to not use it, and another option to ban tweeter, and we're good.
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Postby Evilcia » Wed May 11, 2016 1:52 pm

Should a issues like this should not be valid for nation who banned internet, and not computers.

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Postby Arridian Islands » Wed May 11, 2016 6:50 pm

You'll work on it later? Do you have any motivation?
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