“What are these lunatics on about?!” yells Calvin Mendeleev, a concerned parent. “Smacking children has been an effective form of punishment since the dawn of mankind! Outlaw it and I guarantee you the next generation will be a disorderly disaster! Children need, nay CRAVE discipline! Sometimes the only language they understand is the cane, and the government has to respect that!”
Civil Rights increased from 55.14 to 61.05 (10.7%)