Title: The Death of Diners?
Validity: Everyone
Description: You and your favourite restaurant in @@CAPITAL@@ were traumatized when a lifelong friend of yours was killed with a poison that was in their food. The police are still looking for the criminal that had poisoned the food.
[option] "My diner can't stay like this!" says the owner of the diner, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Business can't stay like this, people are too scared to enter my restaurant! I say you give me some compensation! Like a tax cut on small businesses! Or you know...could catch the criminal."
[effect] Many businesses have more money to take from customers.
[stats] Economy decreases, Pizza, Beverage, and Retail Industry increase slightly, Wealth Gap increases slightly, Tax decreases slightly.
[option] "If we forced people to have homemade meals, then this wouldn't be a problem." claims Homemade Foods Inc. CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We need to ban all restaurants in @@NAME@@!" As he eats some homemade french fries. "We need to teach more people how to cook. Cooking must be mandatory."
[effect] Citizens have to go home to get a good meal.
[stats] Civil Rights decrease, Pizza Industry decreases strongly, Beverage Industry decreases, Happiness decreases, Obesity decreases, Health increases.
[option] "Shouldn't we be focusing on what is important?" says Police Chief of @@CAPITAL@@, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We have a killer on the loose and we have few leads. We need to send in more police and detectives to take care of the scene. The amounts being focused on this are unacceptable. So that means... oh, I'm getting a call @@LEADER@@ please excuse me." They then walk out of your office.
[effect] Police are so focused on one case that many of them forget about other crimes.
[stats] Law and Order increases, Youth Rebelliousness decreases, Safety from Crime increases slightly.
[option] "This must be ALIENS!" shouts conspiracy theorist @@RANDOMNAME@@ "We need to develop our space program intensely to combat these pests! They are testing what we can and cannot handle!" They put on a tinfoil hat and say "I don't think I need to say more."
[effect]@@NAME@@ is attempting to combat aliens because of a poison in someones food.
[stats] Stupidity increases, Defense Forces increase slightly, Economy decreases, Scientific Advancement increases very slightly.
[option] "Enemyistan must be at it again." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Defense. "Look, we need to get cameras everywhere, more troops, @@ANIMAL@@'s with lasers on their backs, and tons of ordinary people on the lookout for suspicious activity. This will be the first and final time a Enemyistanian spy will get citizens of our great country!"
[effect] The entire nation is watching out for people eating out of trash cans.
[stats] Defense Forces increase, Authoritarianism increases, Economy decreases, Civil Rights decrease.
[option] "Why don't we hold a nationwide funeral for my dear sibling?" says @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the brother of the victim. "I mean he was a good friend of yours correct? Also, while we are at it, I suppose we get that restaurant shut down and make safety inspections more frequent. For the benefit of all @@DEMONYNPLURAL@@!"
[effect] Restaurant owners are in a frantic mess trying to meet safety inspection standards
[stats] Pizza Delivery and Beverage Industry decrease, Cheerfulness decreases.
What needs to be changed? Improved? Removed? Just let me know.
November 2016: Reproposing this issue, Added extra option.
