Description: Famous music artist, Joel Cyrus, was convicted yesterday because of lyrics in his song "I Shot the Deputy", citizens from across the nation are demanding he be set free.
The Issue...
[option] "Why would they ever do that?!" Exclaims civil rights activist and long-time Joel Cyrus fan, @@RANDOMNAME@@, "this is censorship! If we are convicting people of crimes based off of works of art, think of the glorious creators that would have been silenced! People like, @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@RANDOMNAME@@, and @@RANDOMNAME@@. Not to mention the lost revenue of the music industry..."
[effect] Murders and violent music are on the rise.
[stats] crime goes up, economy increases slightly, civil freedoms increase moderately.
[option] "I will have you know, this man has committed murder after murder. If his lyrics helped us arrive to a guilty verdict, so be it" says famous lawyer @@RANDOMNAME@@ who prosecuted Joel Cyrus. "But let's not stop such progress now! Think of the other trials that could go much faster if we were allowed to do this with all forms of 'art'! Maybe that would make those lazy bums get some real jobs."
[effect] Hundreds of artists and musicians are arrested daily
[stats] civil freedoms decrease moderately, crime goes down, economy increases moderately, culture decreases slightly, happiness decreases slightly, government size increases slightly.
[option] "Don't I get, like, a say in this?" Asks Joel Cyrus, his two armed guards in the back of the room "Don't be hatin' the music, man, you gotta be hatin' the inspiration for the music, bro, you should just totally legalize murder, that way, there wouldn't be a problem, right? And no, this is not because, like, I actually murdered someone this is totally to prevent this from happening to another innocent man, bro."
[effect] The nations favorite new game is musical murder.
[stats] civil freedoms increase, crime rate decreases, happiness decreases heavily, government shrinks a little.
Thoughts? Ideas?