Name: A Case of the Winter Blues?
Description: After a recent report of an emergency call going almost three hours before police arrived on scene, the public have come to you demanding an overhaul of the force!
Validity: Applicable to all
[option]"It's not our fault!" cries Detective Inspector Chris Redfield into your ear via a large megaphone. "The cars are falling apart, the uniforms are hardly suited to the cold, and the people are a sheer breeding ground of germs! How could we possibly be enthusiastic about leaving the station house?! It's on you to provide us the funding we need to be better equipped for these situations!".
[effect]Police officers are now forced to wear large thermal clothing despite blistering sunshine during the winter months.
[option]"You want to do what?!" abruptly interjects Whu Kares, author of the best seller "Confused opinions for the mass populous". "Extra funding for these self righteous flat foots? I think not! They should get less, and be grateful just for having a job! They should all be forced to walk the beat during the winter months, be a visible presence in the community, take them back to the old school, when police were real men, even the women!".
[effect]Offenders are continually evading police who have to chase vehicular offenders on foot.
[option]Your rather gothic looking director of internal experiments whispers coldly in your ear "Or, we could try our newest experi... *ahem* discovery on the force, they are state owned bodies after all are they not? How about we simply modify the water supply in the stations to ensure they get a regular dose of it and all will be solved".
[effect]Police are being chastised by the media for wearing ridiculous smiles at the most grim of crime scenes.
