Description: As the result of several citizens having been bitten by @@ANIMAL@@s, people left and right have been speaking in accents barely understandable in @@NAME@@, causing several major injuries.
Validity: Only valid for nations with the death rate of "@@ANIMAL@@ Attack" being ten percent or higher.
Options:
[option]A victim of Foreign Accent Syndrome, a man who's name sounds a bit like @@RANDOMNAME_REVERSED@@ to you, urges, "Somezing musht be done aboot zees terrible crisees. Ve need for you to deevert shpeinding from somevhere elshe! Perhaps from zhe edjucashion foond. Shoore, ve'll have a few cheeldren not leerning properly, ond ve'll have to cut some @@CURRENCY@@s from zhe teacher'sh shalariesh, but eet'sh vorth eet.
[effect]doctors work on "life-saving" operations for people with the common cold, while students in upper grades are still learning the alphabet
[stats]healthcare increases greatly, social equality increases slightly, education decreases significantly, intelligence decreases greatly, happiness increases slightly
[option]"Bah, who cares if they talk differently," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a highly influencial representative of @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@. "They can still work, so it doesn't matter. Mandate that everyone able, including these 'diseased' folks, work whenever possible. It'll be really good for my wallet... uh, I mean the nation's economy, yeah.
[effect]everyone who has two arms and two legs is forced to get a job]
[stats]All industries increase slightly, commerce increases significantly, unemployed rates decrease greatly, healthcare decreases significantly, happiness decreases slightly
[option]@@RANDOMNAME@@, a frequent patient in the @@CAPITAL@@ Mental Hospital, has another solution in mind. "These people are diseased and infectious," he says, "We should lock 'em all up before we all start talking like them. We should coop 'em up where I used to be, or, even better, lets throw 'em all in jail and toss the key into fire." He adds hesitantly, "And the voices in my head agree! Except for Charlene, but she always disagrees."
[effect]anyone caught imitating a foreign accent is locked away in permanent quarantine
[stats]intelligence decreases significantly, happiness decreases greatly, civil rights decrease, culture decreases significantly, political apathy increases greatly
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