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Postby L3 Communications » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:55 am

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The Issue

The commercial release of the controversial children's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies' in L3 Communications has sparked debate over laws concerning the adoption of children by homosexual couples.
The Debate

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2. "I don't care what these so-called scientific studies say," says Jack Broadside, representing a number of conservative religious organisations. "How can a boy hope to develop properly into a man if he's being brought up by poofs? A father figure is not supposed to behave as if it is 'okay' to be, um, romantically invested in another man - and the same goes for lesbians! Why? Because it is not okay. It'll just give them gay! Think about it: say you have two gay foxgirls - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools. Don't legalise this blasphemy! Think of the children!"

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The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.


I think about that all the time.
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Postby Rigbyland » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:46 pm

L3 Communications wrote:
I think about that all the time.


Well, that was very mature...
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Postby L3 Communications » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:14 pm

Rigbyland wrote:
L3 Communications wrote:
I think about that all the time.


Well, that was very mature...


I never made the claim that I'm a mature person.
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:20 pm

L3 Communications wrote:
Rigbyland wrote:
L3 Communications wrote:
I think about that all the time.


Well, that was very mature...


I never made the claim that I'm a mature person.

True. Although due to human rights, you should have allowed homosexuals to marry and adopt. Who knows, you might strike lucky in your adoption... :blush:
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Postby Seculartopia » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:06 pm

Why is it always

"Think of the Children!" :P
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Postby L3 Communications » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:28 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
L3 Communications wrote:
Rigbyland wrote:
L3 Communications wrote:
I think about that all the time.


Well, that was very mature...


I never made the claim that I'm a mature person.

True. Although due to human rights, you should have allowed homosexuals to marry and adopt. Who knows, you might strike lucky in your adoption... :blush:


I chose that option. >_>

Seculartopia wrote:Why is it always

"Think of the Children!" :P


Just those four words make me want to go into a rage. I hate that woman.
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