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Postby Cretox State » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:06 pm

ArmedKing wrote:Will some one god damn respond to my draft?

Maybe consider why people are hesitant to leave comments?
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Megistos
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Postby Megistos » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:01 pm

Is there any issue about @@RANDOMNAME@@ making fun one of your nation's celebrities (I was thinking over a humiliating football skill move against them.)? And then making memes about @@NAME@@
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Postby Codalonia » Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:46 am

Ill be suprised if these already are an issue that exists, however im still asking for confirmation.
Is there an issue that exists about 3 people fighting about Pineapple pizza and Pepperoni Pizza?
Another one is a gang of kids in hoodies trying to overtake the government.
Generally just dumb ideas that dont do much to your country but are just there for a quick laugh.

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Postby Honeydewistania » Sun Oct 04, 2020 6:37 am

Codalonia wrote:Ill be suprised if these already are an issue that exists, however im still asking for confirmation.
Is there an issue that exists about 3 people fighting about Pineapple pizza and Pepperoni Pizza?
Another one is a gang of kids in hoodies trying to overtake the government.
Generally just dumb ideas that dont do much to your country but are just there for a quick laugh.

I would frame the pizza issue as two pizza chains have established a fiery rivalry between ultras, and in order to stop the conflict you have to outlaw one chain (one serves pepperoni, other serves pineapple). And then third option is the Cult of Pizza requiring people to do some crazy claptrap. Just an idea
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Postby Megistos » Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:50 am

Honeydewistania wrote:
Codalonia wrote:Ill be suprised if these already are an issue that exists, however im still asking for confirmation.
Is there an issue that exists about 3 people fighting about Pineapple pizza and Pepperoni Pizza?
Another one is a gang of kids in hoodies trying to overtake the government.
Generally just dumb ideas that dont do much to your country but are just there for a quick laugh.

I would frame the pizza issue as two pizza chains have established a fiery rivalry between ultras, and in order to stop the conflict you have to outlaw one chain (one serves pepperoni, other serves pineapple). And then third option is the Cult of Pizza requiring people to do some crazy claptrap. Just an idea

I wouldn't think that would come up to be an issue for the leader :p
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Postby Codalonia » Sun Oct 04, 2020 10:50 am

Honeydewistania wrote:
Codalonia wrote:Ill be suprised if these already are an issue that exists, however im still asking for confirmation.
Is there an issue that exists about 3 people fighting about Pineapple pizza and Pepperoni Pizza?
Another one is a gang of kids in hoodies trying to overtake the government.
Generally just dumb ideas that dont do much to your country but are just there for a quick laugh.

I would frame the pizza issue as two pizza chains have established a fiery rivalry between ultras, and in order to stop the conflict you have to outlaw one chain (one serves pepperoni, other serves pineapple). And then third option is the Cult of Pizza requiring people to do some crazy claptrap. Just an idea


I was thinking of having a neutral option, a vegan option and a meat option.
Pepperoni is basically meat.
And it would go something like this for the vegan option :
In walks well know vegan rights group CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@
"I dont know about you, but pineapple on pizza is far better than pepperoni on pizza, its extra crunchy, it explodes like a bomb in your mouth, its just outright beutiful." @@RANDOMNAME@@ hits the table and looks at you. "But pepperoni on the other hand! Thats so lame and boring! i suggest we ban meat products on pizza, surely @@COUNTRY@@ is way more civilized than eating these pieces of garbag-" he gets interrupted by a slap in the face.

Option for the meat eater :

"Oh shut up!" Says CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the 'Meat Or Heat' party. "You don't even have the will to touch pepperoni for one second! What do you mean on the other hand? But anyways, i feel like any kind of vegan option on pizza should be illegal, pineapple sucks more than my grandma's cookies! Mushrooms are bound to kill you- You know what. How about we make it illegal to even eat vegan meals!

In the background you hear prime minster @@RANDOMNAME@@ chuckle in the background. "Alright- i think we should..." *Chuckles* "ban pizza! How about that! That way both sides win!"

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Postby Namabi » Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:40 am

I have an idea for an issue but I want to make sure it hasn’t already been covered: is there an issue about @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ facing discrimination?
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Postby Electrum » Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:30 am

Codalonia wrote:
Honeydewistania wrote:I would frame the pizza issue as two pizza chains have established a fiery rivalry between ultras, and in order to stop the conflict you have to outlaw one chain (one serves pepperoni, other serves pineapple). And then third option is the Cult of Pizza requiring people to do some crazy claptrap. Just an idea


I was thinking of having a neutral option, a vegan option and a meat option.
Pepperoni is basically meat.
And it would go something like this for the vegan option :
In walks well know vegan rights group CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@
"I dont know about you, but pineapple on pizza is far better than pepperoni on pizza, its extra crunchy, it explodes like a bomb in your mouth, its just outright beutiful." @@RANDOMNAME@@ hits the table and looks at you. "But pepperoni on the other hand! Thats so lame and boring! i suggest we ban meat products on pizza, surely @@COUNTRY@@ is way more civilized than eating these pieces of garbag-" he gets interrupted by a slap in the face.

Option for the meat eater :

"Oh shut up!" Says CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the 'Meat Or Heat' party. "You don't even have the will to touch pepperoni for one second! What do you mean on the other hand? But anyways, i feel like any kind of vegan option on pizza should be illegal, pineapple sucks more than my grandma's cookies! Mushrooms are bound to kill you- You know what. How about we make it illegal to even eat vegan meals!

In the background you hear prime minster @@RANDOMNAME@@ chuckle in the background. "Alright- i think we should..." *Chuckles* "ban pizza! How about that! That way both sides win!"


I suggest reading the stickied guide first. Why would this be an issue of national significance? To me, the premise a little thin that doesn't really explore much other than what kind of topping should be on pizza.

Namabi wrote:I have an idea for an issue but I want to make sure it hasn’t already been covered: is there an issue about @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ facing discrimination?


Could you be more specific? What kind of discrimination?
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Postby Jutsa » Mon Oct 05, 2020 2:54 pm

It's happened. :)
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Postby Trotterdam » Mon Oct 05, 2020 2:57 pm

Pogaria, are you testing a new issue? Or maybe even a chain? Because I noticed you getting 5 new effect lines in 22 minutes that seem suspiciously related...

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Postby SherpDaWerp » Mon Oct 05, 2020 3:01 pm

Trotterdam wrote:Pogaria, are you testing a new issue? Or maybe even a chain? Because I noticed you getting 5 new effect lines in 22 minutes that seem suspiciously related...

Signs point to yes...
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Postby Jutsa » Mon Oct 05, 2020 3:10 pm

Seeing as they got 31 new authorships in a single instant.... :)
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Postby Pogaria » Mon Oct 05, 2020 3:25 pm

Trotterdam wrote:Pogaria, are you testing a new issue? Or maybe even a chain? Because I noticed you getting 5 new effect lines in 22 minutes that seem suspiciously related...

It's only our biggest chain yet. Nothing to get too excited about. 8)

If I could make a polite request, please keep all of the effect lines to yourself for a month or so (unless you have received it after choosing an option). That goes for anyone who tracks effect lines using API. I don't want to ruin the surprise for anyone.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Mon Oct 05, 2020 3:37 pm

New chain? Poggers
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Postby Namabi » Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:56 pm

Electrum wrote:
Namabi wrote:I have an idea for an issue but I want to make sure it hasn’t already been covered: is there an issue about @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ facing discrimination?


Could you be more specific? What kind of discrimination?

I was thinking of a message being spread by extremist groups. Something extremely anti-@@DEMONYM@@, like a racist political movement having a major influence and convincing citizens to avoid/distance themselves from @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, mainly through the use of stereotyping them, and influencing young people.
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:25 am

Trotterdam wrote:Pogaria, are you testing a new issue? Or maybe even a chain? Because I noticed you getting 5 new effect lines in 22 minutes that seem suspiciously related...


I swear, you spend WAY too much time looking at this game. :p

And this is ME saying that, haha.
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Postby Trotterdam » Tue Oct 06, 2020 2:24 pm

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:I swear, you spend WAY too much time looking at this game.
Not really that much.

I just have an automated program that spends way too much time looking at the game, and alerts me when it sees something interesting.

Lets me get all the benefits of spending way too much time myself while taking up a surprisingly small amount of my day :)

...Then again, from what I recall writing the program took around a month, so maybe that counts as way too much time. Fun fact: I think I spent more time working on the user interface than I did on the core logic. I spent a lot time making it easy to use so I don't have to spend a lot of time later.

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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:53 pm

Reminds me of a story of a friend of mine. I spent about four hours knocking together a pbEM rules set for people to fight bouts of kung fu against each other. He liked the game design, but said it should be automated. I said I didn't know how to do that.

We finished playing the pBEM about 2 months later.

About 4 months after that, he reveals that for 6 months he's been coding, and now the automated simulator is up and running. I pointed out he was WAY more into the game than I was, so as far as I was concerned, it was now his!
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is there an issue like this?

Postby -AMERlCA- » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:29 pm

I was wondering if there is an issue over the Maxtopian government censoring the internet? cause I'm making an issue like that

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Postby Laos is Great » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:31 pm

-AMERlCA- wrote:I was wondering if there is an issue over the Maxtopian government censoring the internet? cause I'm making an issue like that

Why would that be an issue for your nations leader. Why care about what Maxtopia does?

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Postby Marxist Germany » Sat Oct 10, 2020 7:37 am

Is there an issue about the conflict between religious dietary restrictions when it comes to killing of animals and animal rights' groups? Something like the conflict between halal/kosher meat advocates and those who think it is cruel?
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Postby The Unified Missourtama States » Tue Oct 13, 2020 9:24 am

Have there been any issues about getting rid of old people to reduce suffering in the populace, If not then I'm thinking something to make your nation like Logan's Run.
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Postby Zwangzug » Tue Oct 13, 2020 1:32 pm

The Unified Missourtama States wrote:Have there been any issues about getting rid of old people to reduce suffering in the populace, If not then I'm thinking something to make your nation like Logan's Run.

Yeah, it's actually a tracked policy--for example, issue 127.
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Postby Chimes » Tue Oct 13, 2020 1:46 pm

Someone can probably point me to the issue in question which fits this theme, but I was brainstorming earlier and thought of the idea of a tv star (for example Hannah Montana = Miley Cyrus) and thought it would be an idea for an issue in the idea of '@Leader@ wants Best of Both Worlds' for example in that the nation's leader could have a secret identity - and the issue options could be a choice between a reality/tv shows, abandoning the identity or keeping it as a secret. Was wondering if the idea was silly or if it would be something feasible. :p
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Postby Fauxia » Tue Oct 13, 2020 4:55 pm

Marxist Germany wrote:Is there an issue about the conflict between religious dietary restrictions when it comes to killing of animals and animal rights' groups? Something like the conflict between halal/kosher meat advocates and those who think it is cruel?

No, but there’s issues about the ethics of eating meat in general. Since the game can’t tell national religions apart that seems difficult to do.

Chimes wrote:Someone can probably point me to the issue in question which fits this theme, but I was brainstorming earlier and thought of the idea of a tv star (for example Hannah Montana = Miley Cyrus) and thought it would be an idea for an issue in the idea of '@Leader@ wants Best of Both Worlds' for example in that the nation's leader could have a secret identity - and the issue options could be a choice between a reality/tv shows, abandoning the identity or keeping it as a secret. Was wondering if the idea was silly or if it would be something feasible. :p

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