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Rivienland
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Postby Rivienland » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:32 pm

This is kind of specific, but has there been any issues on Tulip mania?

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Postby The Free Joy State » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:38 pm

Rivienland wrote:This is kind of specific, but has there been any issues on Tulip mania?

Actually, pretty much. #881 features the boom of the Gallopavian gladioli, which are going for vastly inflated market prices.

I don't see how an issue on tulip mania could significantly differentiate itself from that.
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Postby The Sakhalinsk Empire » Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:24 am

Who's the CEO of Microcosm again?
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:58 am

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:Who's the CEO of Microcosm again?


That'd be all-round great entrepreneur @@RANDOMNAME@@. He/she gets about!

If you're looking for a tech CEO for an issue, a running joke that we have is that Elon Musk keeps turning up with different names, like "Eton Muscat" and "Melon Husk". The trick is never to use the same name twice. Kudos to anyone who can list all the Elon Musks in the game, because I certainly can't.
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Postby The Sakhalinsk Empire » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:01 am

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:Who's the CEO of Microcosm again?


That'd be all-round great entrepreneur @@RANDOMNAME@@. He/she gets about!

If you're looking for a tech CEO for an issue, a running joke that we have is that Elon Musk keeps turning up with different names, like "Eton Muscat" and "Melon Husk". The trick is never to use the same name twice. Kudos to anyone who can list all the Elon Musks in the game, because I certainly can't.

I'm pretty sure that Microcosm isn't owned by @@RANDOMNAME@@... He appeared for sure in the issue where the digital currency crashed. I forgot what it was called though.
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Postby South Ccanda » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:07 am

Is there an issue that cancels out the Slavery national policy? My friend told me that he's been looking to get rid of that policy for two years.
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:53 am

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:
Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
That'd be all-round great entrepreneur @@RANDOMNAME@@. He/she gets about!

If you're looking for a tech CEO for an issue, a running joke that we have is that Elon Musk keeps turning up with different names, like "Eton Muscat" and "Melon Husk". The trick is never to use the same name twice. Kudos to anyone who can list all the Elon Musks in the game, because I certainly can't.

I'm pretty sure that Microcosm isn't owned by @@RANDOMNAME@@... He appeared for sure in the issue where the digital currency crashed. I forgot what it was called though.


Microcosm occurs in issues 41, 303 and 437. In none of these issues is the Microcosm CEO given a fixed name.

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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:54 am

South Ccanda wrote:Is there an issue that cancels out the Slavery national policy? My friend told me that he's been looking to get rid of that policy for two years.


254 and 898 both give the option of abolishing slavery. I enacted that policy by accident once and it look around a week to reverse, but there were fewer issues back then.
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Postby The Sakhalinsk Empire » Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:19 pm

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:I'm pretty sure that Microcosm isn't owned by @@RANDOMNAME@@... He appeared for sure in the issue where the digital currency crashed. I forgot what it was called though.


Microcosm occurs in issues 41, 303 and 437. In none of these issues is the Microcosm CEO given a fixed name.

It doesn't really matter how sure you are of your memory, I have the code database right in front of me.

Ah. I still vividly remember it as Will Blates...

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Postby Nagatar Karumuttu Chettiar » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:26 pm

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Aussie, Hyperloops sound like scifi, but they're really not that far off. Really, it's a question of logistics, not technology, and global construction logistics is more dependent on politics and economy than anything else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperloop

On the subject of an issue on them, I would agree though that it treads too much of the same narrative ground as the high speed rail issue.

On the other hand, a consequence issue that chains off 634.1 wouldn't be a bad idea. That option currently picks up a whopping 70% of players who answer that issue, so it'd be a sensible one to chain off.

The consequence issue could look at the propositions for the high speed rail service, and ask you to pick between the available technologies (hyperloop, elevated magrail, bullet trains using existing rail gauges.)

The trick here would be making an issue that is technically well informed, but which isn't JUST about speed vs cost. For example, a bullet train approach could allow the same funds to provide high speed rail links to more cities and outlying regions, giving more economic equality. A hyperloop could encourage the growth of associated tech companies, but be more vulnerable to sabotage.

Lots of ways to develop that narrative, but it wouldn't be an easy write.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:25 pm

Any issues of the consequences of a one child policy? Specifically related to a shortage of men/women, and/or acceleration of an aging population?
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:12 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Any issues of the consequences of a one child policy? Specifically related to a shortage of men/women, and/or acceleration of an aging population?


We've got a submission in one of the folders about more male babies, or something like that, related to this policy. I've not looked closely at it.
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Postby Jutsa » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:53 am

Am I safe to assume there's an option for more female babies as well? :p
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Postby Sacara » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:08 pm

I wish everyone in GI a very Merry Christmas! :)
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Postby Chan Island » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:06 am

Sacara wrote:I wish everyone in GI a very Merry Christmas! :)


And a merry Christmas to you too! :D
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Postby Sacara » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:37 am

Chan Island wrote:And a merry Christmas to you too! :D
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Postby Chan Island » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:30 am

Sacara wrote:
Chan Island wrote:And a merry Christmas to you too! :D
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Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Postby Jutsa » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:41 am

oh dear

it's a Christmas miracle ,_,
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Postby Sacara » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:30 am

Well, didn't even get through leaving comments on 1/2 of Chan's posts this morning. However, I'll be back later to finish the job. ;)
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Postby Fauxia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:39 am

I added to the fun
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Postby Candensia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:43 am

Well...one last hurrah for 2018, I guess.

Certainly going out with a bang here in GI.
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Postby Fauxia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:44 am

Candensia wrote:Well...one last hurrah for 2018, I guess.

Certainly going out with a bang here in GI.

Yeah, I mean me posting a draft is big at this point.
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:47 am

I thought about posting a ton of my own drafts just to copycat Chan, but decided to just roll with one normal draft. :rofl:

Figured, it'd be better to actually comment rather than post drafts this time, and I'm busy enough with other stuff... u.u
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Postby Candensia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:47 am

Fauxia wrote:
Candensia wrote:Well...one last hurrah for 2018, I guess.

Certainly going out with a bang here in GI.

Yeah, I mean me posting a draft is big at this point.


Of course, Lord Fauxia, but the issue scryers had forseen your eventual return.


or something
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Postby Oppermenia » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:49 pm

So, has anyone seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? Well, in that movie, the father doesn't get his Christmas bonus and then his cousin-in-law kidnaps his boss and they make the boss see his mistake. Christmas has passed, but I want to make an issue that recreates that scenario, and even include some easter eggs for the movie for people that like the movie. So, is there an issue lie that? If not, then does that sound like a solid issue idea?
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