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His Excellence
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Postby His Excellence » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:22 am

Not sure if this is too niche (or has too much overlap with the one for police cars), but are there any issues for nations that have banned automobiles regarding the impact on medical transportation?

Options that come to mind:
1. an equivalent to the police car option with relevant variation (ie "if we have police cars we should also have ambulances" vs "if there's nothing else on the roads we should at least have ambulances")
2. brushing off people bleeding out in horse drawn carriages as practically tradition
3. public trains having cars designated for medical transport
4. "just build more hospitals"
5. and of course "this proves that the ban was stupid anyway"
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Postby Phydios » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:01 pm

His Excellence wrote:Not sure if this is too niche (or has too much overlap with the one for police cars), but are there any issues for nations that have banned automobiles regarding the impact on medical transportation?

Options that come to mind:
1. an equivalent to the police car option with relevant variation (ie "if we have police cars we should also have ambulances" vs "if there's nothing else on the roads we should at least have ambulances")
2. brushing off people bleeding out in horse drawn carriages as practically tradition
3. public trains having cars designated for medical transport
4. "just build more hospitals"
5. and of course "this proves that the ban was stupid anyway"

There's one about how a ban on private use of automobiles has turned police into a taxi service in emergency situations, eating up a lot of time that could be used more productively. But I can't seem to find it for the life of me.
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His Excellence
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Postby His Excellence » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:24 pm

Phydios wrote:There's one about how a ban on private use of automobiles has turned police into a taxi service in emergency situations, eating up a lot of time that could be used more productively. But I can't seem to find it for the life of me.

Thanks for the description! It was #945
I went with mounties instead of cop cars, so I never got that one. Maybe I could rework my pitch into something different enough to act as a complimentary alternative?

Edit: tbh, the idea only came to me because it feels like my carless nation has surprisingly few issues or options regarding spending on public transport, only the food allergy and bus ad issues come to mind.
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Postby Jutsa » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:08 am

Hey, I just realized (a bit late) that CWA has just passed 50 issues!

Congratulations :clap:
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:43 am

Congrats Candle! :clap:
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Postby Scottish Socialists » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:21 am

Are there currently any issues that have to do with roads?
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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:43 am

Scottish Socialists wrote:Are there currently any issues that have to do with roads?

That's a very broad topic with lots of different answers. What exactly did you have in mind?
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:37 am

Could one write an issue on fruitarianism (i.e., an exaggerated form of veganism where you only allow yourself to eat fruit that "died" of natural causes, like, by falling from a tree.)?
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Postby Sanctaria » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:39 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Could one write an issue on fruitarianism (i.e., an exaggerated form of veganism where you only allow yourself to eat fruit that "died" of natural causes, like, by falling from a tree.)?

... is that actually a thing?
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:40 am

Sanctaria wrote:
Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Could one write an issue on fruitarianism (i.e., an exaggerated form of veganism where you only allow yourself to eat fruit that "died" of natural causes, like, by falling from a tree.)?

... is that actually a thing?

Funny, but yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism
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Postby Sanctaria » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:42 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:
Sanctaria wrote:... is that actually a thing?

Funny, but yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism

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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:51 am

Sanctaria wrote:
Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Funny, but yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism

Jesus wept.

Oh, that's nothing compared to breatharianism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia
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Postby The Free Joy State » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:51 am

Sanctaria wrote:
Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Funny, but yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism

Jesus wept.

Think that's bad?

Breatharianism.

EDIT: Ninja'd.
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Postby Sanctaria » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:55 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:
Sanctaria wrote:Jesus wept.

Oh, that's nothing compared to breatharianism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia


The Free Joy State wrote:
Sanctaria wrote:Jesus wept.

Think that's bad?

Breatharianism.

EDIT: Ninja'd.


For the love of ...

Stop the Earth, I want to get off.
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Postby Trotterdam » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:07 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Could one write an issue on fruitarianism (i.e., an exaggerated form of veganism where you only allow yourself to eat fruit that "died" of natural causes, like, by falling from a tree.)?
In milder variations, you can pick the fruit off the tree yourself rather than waiting for it to fall, but you're limited to foods that can be harvested without killing the whole plant (which, for example, root vegetables cannot).

Hmm.
Wikipedia wrote:Others believe they should eat only plants that spread seeds when the plant is eaten.
That would make more sense if people normally defecated on fertile soil. I don't think it works if you're using a toilet.

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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:08 am

Before I proceed to write an issue on fruitarianism, though, is there an issue that proposes compulsory veganism as an upgrade to vegetarianism? It's not tracked as a policy, but still...
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Postby Trotterdam » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:13 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Before I proceed to write an issue on fruitarianism, though, is there an issue that proposes compulsory veganism as an upgrade to vegetarianism? It's not tracked as a policy, but still...
Yes, #205. In fact, that is its only option that retains vegetarianism (something which I consider an example of bad issue design).

Also note that you don't technically need to be vegan to be fruitarian. If your rule is "don't eat things that require killing the organism they come from", then milk would be fine.
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:20 am

Trotterdam wrote:
Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Before I proceed to write an issue on fruitarianism, though, is there an issue that proposes compulsory veganism as an upgrade to vegetarianism? It's not tracked as a policy, but still...
Yes, #205. In fact, that is its only option that retains vegetarianism (something which I consider an example of bad issue design).

Also note that you don't technically need to be vegan to be fruitarian. If your rule is "don't eat things that require killing the organism they come from", then milk would be fine.

Right, good point.

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Postby Scottish Socialists » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:21 am

Australian rePublic wrote:
Scottish Socialists wrote:Are there currently any issues that have to do with roads?

That's a very broad topic with lots of different answers. What exactly did you have in mind?

Should’ve been more specific.
Are there any issues on road maintenance?
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:31 am

Scottish Socialists wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:That's a very broad topic with lots of different answers. What exactly did you have in mind?

Should’ve been more specific.
Are there any issues on road maintenance?

Yes, I can't remember the issue number at the moment, but there is an issue that starts with the premise that @@NAME@@'s roads are in a miserable state of disrepair.

Edit: It's #142: Roads Like Rollercoasters, Complain Motorists
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:37 am

As far as I can see, there is no issue that deals with cartoonists making fun of @@LEADER@@, though there are some issues that are similar in spirit, and mention @@LEADER@@-based memes, etc. Would it still be worthwhile to write a cartoon-themed issue, though?

Inspiration for this:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-turk ... SKBN1K11DC

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/probe- ... oon-134691
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Postby Trotterdam » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:48 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:As far as I can see, there is no issue that deals with cartoonists making fun of @@LEADER@@,
There's #189 Dangerously Cheesy.

There's also all of @@CAPITAL@@gate, with #797 option 4's effect line explicitly mentioning cartoons.

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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:56 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:
Scottish Socialists wrote:Should’ve been more specific.
Are there any issues on road maintenance?

Yes, I can't remember the issue number at the moment, but there is an issue that starts with the premise that @@NAME@@'s roads are in a miserable state of disrepair.

Edit: It's #142: Roads Like Rollercoasters, Complain Motorists


That said, we could use a followup to option 3. I, myself, was planning on making one, but if you wanna have a go at it, feel free!
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:36 am

Trotterdam wrote:
Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:As far as I can see, there is no issue that deals with cartoonists making fun of @@LEADER@@,
There's #189 Dangerously Cheesy.

There's also all of @@CAPITAL@@gate, with #797 option 4's effect line explicitly mentioning cartoons.

I wouldn't say there is much overlap with the cheese issue though. It's about the cartoons encouraging the people to adopt a new protest style :P
The focus is not quite on making fun of @@LEADER@@.

Should I care about the effect line of #797 for writing an issue, though? :unsure:
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Postby Seagull » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:53 am

I wondered if there is any existing issue about land reclamation/artifical island? I might try to write issues soon :P
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