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Trotterdam
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Postby Trotterdam » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:10 pm

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:This is a nice idea :)) Do the editors have the chance to consider the entire issue history of a nation for assigning them issues? If so, maybe they could make the issue valid for nations that have made (say) at least 3 switches between capitalism - communism.
There's a difference between making 3 switches in a week, and making 3 switches over the course of a ten-year lifespan.

Jutsa wrote:(atm I'm trying to slay the beast that is my dino/dragon draft)
No! No slaying! Beasts are cute.

Jutsa wrote:Oh - er, also, do we have an issue about defecting (either from your nation or to your nation from another that wants them back)?
Well, #515 is about militias causing trouble in your nation that are heavily implicated to be sponsored by Blackacre, but don't openly admit it. That's the closest we have.
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:48 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:Guven i failed in creating issues, how can I improve, aside from writing?

Also, is an issue based on "Covfefe" allowed?


Allowed, but unlikely to be published.

One of the things we aim for in issues is staying power with the humour. Even the Pokemon Go issue was hotly debated, as there was a feeling amongst some that this phenomenon was a passing fad, and that in five years time would be irrelevant. However, eventually the issue made it on the basis that Pokemon itself has proved to have cultural significance and staying power, so the references will likely still be comprehensible.

Covfefe, on the other hand, is clearly a passing thing. While I suspect we will not be forgetting Trump for a long time, the memes around that inane twitter post are already dying down, and even at its peak, nine out of ten people would have had no idea what you were talking about when referencing it. In five years time, no-one will care about covfefe.
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USS Monitor
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Postby USS Monitor » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:54 am

I still have no clue what "covfefe" is other than it's some kind of meme. I don't know what the meme is about, probably wouldn't recognize it if I saw it.
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Postby Luna Amore » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:07 am

USS Monitor wrote:I still have no clue what "covfefe" is other than it's some kind of meme. I don't know what the meme is about, probably wouldn't recognize it if I saw it.

Trump ended one of his many late night tweets with the non word 'covfefe'. If anyone else did it, no one would have cared, but apparently, we are trying to overdose on Trump.

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Alanis Star
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Postby Alanis Star » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:17 am

I have a feeling that he was trying to say "coffee", but then again, I'm not Trump, so it's just another wild guess. :P
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Postby USS Monitor » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:21 am

Luna Amore wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:I still have no clue what "covfefe" is other than it's some kind of meme. I don't know what the meme is about, probably wouldn't recognize it if I saw it.

Trump ended one of his many late night tweets with the non word 'covfefe'. If anyone else did it, no one would have cared, but apparently, we are trying to overdose on Trump.


I already overdosed. Is it 2020 yet? We need a new president.
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Postby USS Monitor » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:21 am

Alanis Star wrote:I have a feeling that he was trying to say "coffee", but then again, I'm not Trump, so it's just another wild guess. :P


I think he got jealous of Obama and smashed his keyboard in rage.
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Postby Drasnia » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:25 am

Alanis Star wrote:I have a feeling that he was trying to say "coffee", but then again, I'm not Trump, so it's just another wild guess. :P

No, it was some sort of attempt at "coverage."

But yes, can we please get off of Trump?
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Postby Fauxia » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:58 pm

Drasnia wrote:Personally, I'd love to see an annual Thanksgiving game between the Redskins and the Cowboys. The winner takes the loser's stadium.
’Skins would be at a disadvantage bc unless there was a change it would always be in Dallas :p
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Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:14 pm

Are there any issues about an aging population?
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:35 pm

Australian Republic wrote:Are there any issues about an aging population?


Yes, quite a few.

Not many age positive ones, of course. Which is why I pushed through The Old Grey Matter.
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Alanis Star
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Postby Alanis Star » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:45 pm

Australian Republic wrote:Are there any issues about an aging population?


I recently got one. You can read my antics here!
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Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:52 pm

Hmmm.... what about retierees outliving their savings?
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Postby USS Monitor » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:15 am

Are there any issues about stupid election campaign gimmicks like using sexualized photos to appeal to voters of the opposite sex?

I think it may be similar to existing issues because we've already had so many about the election process, but I was brainstorming in the shower and I really want to write an issue with politicians named Tulsi Haggard (a cross between Merle Haggard and Tulsi Gabbard) and Lisbeth Warren (Elizabeth Warren x Lisbeth Salander) who get into crazy antics when Congress is not in session.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:33 am

USS Monitor wrote:Are there any issues about stupid election campaign gimmicks like using sexualized photos to appeal to voters of the opposite sex?

I think it may be similar to existing issues because we've already had so many about the election process, but I was brainstorming in the shower and I really want to write an issue with politicians named Tulsi Haggard (a cross between Merle Haggard and Tulsi Gabbard) and Lisbeth Warren (Elizabeth Warren x Lisbeth Salander) who get into crazy antics when Congress is not in session.

I understand that this is sarcasm against me, but it would still make a kick-arse issue!
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am

I don't think there is any sarcasm against you, Aussie.

But yes, sounds like a good and original issue idea.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:03 am

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:I don't think there is any sarcasm against you, Aussie.

But yes, sounds like a good and original issue idea.

Read the post before it...
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:00 am

Australian Republic wrote:
Candlewhisper Archive wrote:I don't think there is any sarcasm against you, Aussie.

But yes, sounds like a good and original issue idea.

Read the post before it...


I have, and there isn't any sarcasm there, or in the last 10 posts.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:50 am

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
Australian Republic wrote:Read the post before it...


I have, and there isn't any sarcasm there, or in the last 10 posts.

My apologies. Carry on
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Postby Jutsa » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:30 pm

Is there truly not a state-run industry version of 850.3? :?

That's at least what's been reported.
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Postby Trotterdam » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:48 pm

USS Monitor wrote:Are there any issues about stupid election campaign gimmicks like using sexualized photos to appeal to voters of the opposite sex?
#555 option 4.

A followup issue could have the potential to be very amusing.

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Postby USS Monitor » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:57 pm

Trotterdam wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:Are there any issues about stupid election campaign gimmicks like using sexualized photos to appeal to voters of the opposite sex?
#555 option 4.

A followup issue could have the potential to be very amusing.


The premise of that issue is different enough I don't see it as a duplication problem.

Chaining my issue to option 4 would require making the range of campaign gimmicks more limited than what I had in mind. I think a follow-up to that might be fun, but some of the material I was brainstorming would not fit.
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:38 pm

Do we have any issues specifically for nations where the black market is a large part of the economy? :P
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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:18 pm

Jutsa wrote:Do we have any issues specifically for nations where the black market is a large part of the economy? :P

Yes
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:58 am

Aussie is correct.

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