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[DRAFT]Lewd Photo Scandal in @@NATION@@

Postby Frisivisia » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:44 pm

A scandal about Max Reploid, a politician in @@NATION@@. He reportedly sent lewd photos of himself to various other people. The nation is ablaze with debate about whether or not to have the man resign from his position in government.

[option]"This man MUST resign NOW. What will the children think of this man, in a respectable government position!" Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a concerned parent and Baptist preacher. "If you care for the children, make this man resign.
[effect]There is a media firestorm every time a politician kisses their spouse.
[stats]religion increases, civil rights decreases

[option]"C'mon," says Max Reploid, the politician involved,"we all do it. Why do I have to get punished, I didn't hurt anyone. C'mon!"
[effect] Politicians are known for having nine or more girlfriends at a time.
[stats] religion decreases, civil rights increase, happiness decreases

[option]"This is an abhorrent security risk!" Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your security adviser, whilst brandishing a rocket launcher, "you must not let the press get a hold of stories like this! Freedom of the press must come second to security! @@SLOGAN@@!"
[effect]Scandals, news, and various stories about pandas at the zoo are blocked to keep viewers "safe".
[stats]civil rights decreases, military increases, police increases, and political rights decreases

This is (not that) loosely based on Anthony Weiner and this is my first issue, so any comments are encouraged.
Last edited by Frisivisia on Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:46 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Aescentia » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:48 pm

Well, it's topical.

There should be a third option - either a middle ground or a joke option.
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Ardchoille wrote:Get back to the tits and boobies, you lot!
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Postby Mostly armless » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:26 am

You need to give your politician a name...or he/she will have two randomly generated (and therefore probably not the same) ones!
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Ashmoria wrote:one wonders how successful a camp full of gay boys can possibly BE in convincing them not to ...... become romantically involved with each other.

Old Erisia wrote:Obviously a conspiracy...
... And it succeeded, so that rules out the CIA...

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Postby Antariel » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:31 pm

For a third option: Have a security advisor suggest that the reputation of the nation can't allow such crass behaviour, and that what we REALLY need is to increase government surveillance on all our politicians. Yes it will require funding, but think of the morals we'll be upholding!
stats - civil rights decreases, religion increases, law and order increases

Would this work? Haven't put it in the right format yet, but I'm sure you'd be able to :)
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Postby Aescentia » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:57 pm

Antariel wrote:For a third option: Have a security advisor suggest that the reputation of the nation can't allow such crass behaviour, and that what we REALLY need is to increase government surveillance on all our politicians. Yes it will require funding, but think of the morals we'll be upholding!
stats - civil rights decreases, religion increases, law and order increases

Would this work? Haven't put it in the right format yet, but I'm sure you'd be able to :)


This is an excellent idea - I sincerely suggest it as a third option.
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Ardchoille wrote:Get back to the tits and boobies, you lot!
NERVUN wrote:I am NERV thy MOD. Thou shalt have no other gods before us.
Reppy wrote:Because fun is fun
Stew cranberries like apples
Tastes much more like prunes

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Postby Panageadom » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:34 am

Not to rain on your parade (as this clearly has potential), but I happen to know that there is an issue in the "to-edit" queue already on this issue (a friend of mine wrote it, and it doesn't fall under any obvious "let's chuck this one in the bin, because they can't spell or be civil" failures). As that one will likely be seen before yours, it may well mean that it will be coded first, and hence, because NS abhors duplication, yours may not be coded for (even if it becomes the better issue).
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None at present

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Postby Frisivisia » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:44 am

OK, I edited it. What do you guys think?
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Postby Antariel » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:16 pm

Like it. But see Panageadom's post...
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Postby Mostly armless » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:55 pm

Panageadom wrote:Not to rain on your parade (as this clearly has potential), but I happen to know that there is an issue in the "to-edit" queue already on this issue (a friend of mine wrote it, and it doesn't fall under any obvious "let's chuck this one in the bin, because they can't spell or be civil" failures). As that one will likely be seen before yours, it may well mean that it will be coded first, and hence, because NS abhors duplication, yours may not be coded for (even if it becomes the better issue).

But surely it's like WA proposals? Just because a proposal on a topic is in the queue doesn't mean others on the same subject can't be submitted also. You never know if the first will be rejected and you may miss your chance to write one.
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Ashmoria wrote:one wonders how successful a camp full of gay boys can possibly BE in convincing them not to ...... become romantically involved with each other.

Old Erisia wrote:Obviously a conspiracy...
... And it succeeded, so that rules out the CIA...

Hydesland wrote:Do the lib dems actually exist, or have they been a figment of middle class imagination for the last few years?

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Postby Knowlandia » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:01 pm

It needs more detail.
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Postby Panageadom » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:41 pm

Quite possibly.

All I know is that the process is a "batch" process - I think 5 or 6 issues are sent to an issue editor at a time, and then once those are finished the next batch is sent. I don't think many issues that have something at their heart are rejected. If there's already been an issue coded on an issue, I think Reppy would be loathe to withdraw it so another one could replace it.

I'm sorry.
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#273: Is our children learning?
#310: Too Little Talk?
#315: Creative Flowers Withering Under Legislation
#324 "Tourism Tanking" Tells Tabloids
#334: Blot Out Bauhaus
#340: Defending Patent Pending
#365: A Busload of Worry

None at present

If I offer criticism on your proposed issue, I will often write in red: don't think I'm being aggressive, it's just a convention I use!
If I ask a question on a proposed issue thread, then it's because I feel it's one you need to ask of your issue: I'm being Socratic and/or lazy.


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Postby Frisivisia » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:18 pm

Panageadom wrote:Quite possibly.

All I know is that the process is a "batch" process - I think 5 or 6 issues are sent to an issue editor at a time, and then once those are finished the next batch is sent. I don't think many issues that have something at their heart are rejected. If there's already been an issue coded on an issue, I think Reppy would be loathe to withdraw it so another one could replace it.

I'm sorry.

Ugh, and I worked hard at it.
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Postby Dukopolious » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:32 pm

About giving the polotican a fixed name. I disagee. Maybe if you were to put

"A scandal about @@Randomname1@@" In the start and then again in optioon two

" C'mon," Says @@Randomname1@@"

if this isn't possible make the starter a @@Randomname@@ and option two @@Randomname@@ the polotician involved's brother or something like that.
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Postby Sedgistan » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:30 am

There is no @@Randomname1@@ macro.

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Postby Dukopolious » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:50 am

Sedgistan wrote:There is no @@Randomname1@@ macro.

Ok thank you. Then I suggestion the alternate. the second option be a supporter or friend/family member of the polotician involded.
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