[title] Kangaroo Court
[Validity] must allow pets, must not have a kangaroo as national animal
[desc] When Kang Aru failed to prevent his kangaroo from jumping the fence and eating his neighbour's grass, his neighbour, Tyson Mikeson, took him to court. Aru brought the kangaroo with him to convince the judge of how cute it is, which seemed to work as the courts ruled in his favour. Mikeson acquired a pet tiger which allegedly ate the kangaroo, taking the matter back to court and bring the issue of exotic pets to your desk
[option] "This is absolutely ridiculous! Why does anyone need a pet kangaroo?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, the courtroom janitor, who had to clean the faeces left by the animals at the trial "Do you know how hard it is to keep one of those things on your side of the fence? Why can't people have normal pets like rabbits, or dogs, or fish? For the sake of neighbours, ban exotic pets!"
[effect] turtles are considered too exotic to be a pet
[option] "That doesn't go far enough!" demands Karen @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, who came to protest about the cleanliness of the toilets on the Parliament house tour, but wound up in this conversation, "we also need to ban dangerous breeds of dogs like pit bulls or dogo Argentino. My neighbour's fila Brasillero nearly bit me whilst I was looking over the fence. Is that a safe breed? Of coarse not!"
[effect] chihuahuas have been declared as an unsafe dog breed
[option] "You can't take away my Tasmanian Devil" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, who brought @@HIS@@ pet with him to the meeting. "She's a good girl, aren't you Tassie? Aren't you? Why shouldn't I be allowed to have a Tassie? Just because some idiots don't know how to look after their pets, it doesn't mean that none of us do! I take good care of my Tassie and she deserves an owner like me!"
[effect] pet elephants have become the nation’s most popular holiday gift
[option] "We should just require the curator of exotic animal companions to possess licences." Suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@ who manufactures rubber stamps and owns a pet otter. "That way, we can ensure that all the exotic animals in the possession are responsible. Yours truly possesses a giant otter, and rarely ever allow it to penetrate the boundary between my neighbour and I. Licences will ensure that all other exotic pet owners are as responsible as I am."
[effect] possession of a paper qualifies people to own alligators