Title: Bombs Away?
Validity: All
Description: As of this morning, a resort in @@CAPTIAL@@ is being swarmed by the national bomb squad. Inside is a metal box, containing untold amounts of explosives. According to the experts, it cannot be tampered with or moved. The ransom for a disarmament code is one billion @@CURRENCY@@. The clock is ticking, and you must act.
Options
[option] "We have no choice, for public safety," sighs your Minster of Detonations, Defusals, Demands, and Dividends. "We cannot crack this death machine! We're constantly two steps behind. Call up the banks, and hope." He faints after rereading the demanded amount.
[effect]Car mechanics are the highest-paid laborers in @@NATION@@.
[option]"Admit defeat?!" contends the bomb squad's intern, @@RANDOMFEMALEAME@@. "We've dealt blows to plenty of terrorists, we can't let our pride slip now. Time is of the essence!" She guides you through a thirty-minute presentation as to why only her plan will work. "Be sure to evacuate!"
[effect]Buildings are regularly blown up at the suggestion of a passerby.
[option]Afterwards, the resort's owner strides in. They loudly proclaim: "Hey, hey, hey, whatcha think you're doing?" A contract slides under your nose. "It's my business, my bomb, my beef to sort out! It's all a bluff, I tell ya." A smirk appears. "It'll be quite the attraction!"
[effect] Antique shops display decades-old landmines to attract customers.
[option]As you are handed a pen, a bomb enthusiast steps in after blasting your doors down. "You cannot seriously consider destroying this mechanical wonder!" Their glare, as if disappointed. "Let this marvelous work be seen by the public. Seizes this fool's resort, for the sake of public education!"
[effect]The government-sponsored Museum of Terrorist Ingenuity is now open.
Validity: All
Description: As of this morning, a resort in @@CAPTIAL@@ is being swarmed by the national bomb squad. Inside is a metal box, containing untold amounts of explosives. According to the experts, it cannot be tampered with or moved. The ransom for a disarmament code is one billion @@CURRENCY@@. The clock is ticking, and you must act.
Options
[option] "We have no choice, for public safety," sighs your Minster of Detonations, Defusals, Demands, and Dividends. "We cannot crack this death machine! We're constantly two steps behind. Call up the banks, and hope." He faints after rereading the demanded amount.
[effect]Car mechanics are the highest-paid laborers in @@NATION@@.
[option]"Admit defeat?!" contends the bomb squad's intern, @@RANDOMFEMALEAME@@. "We've dealt blows to plenty of terrorists, we can't let our pride slip now. Time is of the essence!" She guides you through a thirty-minute presentation as to why only her plan will work. "Be sure to evacuate!"
[effect]Buildings are regularly blown up at the suggestion of a passerby.
[option]Afterwards, the resort's owner strides in. They loudly proclaim: "Hey, hey, hey, whatcha think you're doing?" A contract slides under your nose. "It's my business, my bomb, my beef to sort out! It's all a bluff, I tell ya." A smirk appears. "It'll be quite the attraction!"
[effect] Antique shops display decades-old landmines to attract customers.
[option]As you are handed a pen, a bomb enthusiast steps in after blasting your doors down. "You cannot seriously consider destroying this mechanical wonder!" Their glare, as if disappointed. "Let this marvelous work be seen by the public. Seizes this fool's resort, for the sake of public education!"
[effect]The government-sponsored Museum of Terrorist Ingenuity is now open.
Title: Bombs Away?
Validity: All
Description: As of this morning, a seasonal resort in @@CAPTIAL@@ is being swarmed by bomb experts. Inside is an intricately built metal box, containing tons of explosives, that is impossible to defuse, according to the experts. The ransom is one billion @@CURRENCY@@ in exchange for a disarmament code. The clock is ticking, and you must act swiftly.
Options
[option] "It appears we have no choice, for the sake of public safety." sighs your Minster of Detonations, Defusals, and Dividends. "We cannot crack this death machine! Whatever we can think of, we're two steps behind. Call up the banks, and hope." He faints after rereading the bomber's demanded amount.
[effect]Car mechanics are the highest paid laborers in @@NATION@@.
[option]"Admit defeat?!" contends the latest intern from the defusal team, @@RANDOMFEMALEAME@@. "We've successfully dealt a blow, figuratively of course, to every bomb we've ever faced. Time is of the essence!" She guides you through a thirty-minute presentation as to why only her defusal method will work. "Is that clear? Now clear the area!"
[effect]Buildings are regularly blown up at the suggestion of a passerby.
[option]Afterwards, the resort's owner resort strides in. Booming loudly, they proclaim: "Hey, hey, hey, whatcha think you're doing?" A contract slides under across your desk. "It's my building, my business, my bomb, my beef and baloney! Whatever "genius" built this is clearly bluffing." A smile appears. "It'll be quite the profitable attraction!"
[effect] Antique shops display decades-old, active landmines to attract customers.
[option]Just as you are handed a pen, the doors explode and a bomb enthusiast steps in. "Are you seriously considering destroying this mechanical wonder?" Their glare at you as if disappointed. "We ought to let this person's marvelous work be seen by the public. Seizes this fool's resort for the sake of public education!
[effect]The government-sponsored Museum of Terrorist Ingenuity has recently opened its doors.
Validity: All
Description: As of this morning, a seasonal resort in @@CAPTIAL@@ is being swarmed by bomb experts. Inside is an intricately built metal box, containing tons of explosives, that is impossible to defuse, according to the experts. The ransom is one billion @@CURRENCY@@ in exchange for a disarmament code. The clock is ticking, and you must act swiftly.
Options
[option] "It appears we have no choice, for the sake of public safety." sighs your Minster of Detonations, Defusals, and Dividends. "We cannot crack this death machine! Whatever we can think of, we're two steps behind. Call up the banks, and hope." He faints after rereading the bomber's demanded amount.
[effect]Car mechanics are the highest paid laborers in @@NATION@@.
[option]"Admit defeat?!" contends the latest intern from the defusal team, @@RANDOMFEMALEAME@@. "We've successfully dealt a blow, figuratively of course, to every bomb we've ever faced. Time is of the essence!" She guides you through a thirty-minute presentation as to why only her defusal method will work. "Is that clear? Now clear the area!"
[effect]Buildings are regularly blown up at the suggestion of a passerby.
[option]Afterwards, the resort's owner resort strides in. Booming loudly, they proclaim: "Hey, hey, hey, whatcha think you're doing?" A contract slides under across your desk. "It's my building, my business, my bomb, my beef and baloney! Whatever "genius" built this is clearly bluffing." A smile appears. "It'll be quite the profitable attraction!"
[effect] Antique shops display decades-old, active landmines to attract customers.
[option]Just as you are handed a pen, the doors explode and a bomb enthusiast steps in. "Are you seriously considering destroying this mechanical wonder?" Their glare at you as if disappointed. "We ought to let this person's marvelous work be seen by the public. Seizes this fool's resort for the sake of public education!
[effect]The government-sponsored Museum of Terrorist Ingenuity has recently opened its doors.
For context, this is loosely inspired by a real case that the FBI faced: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey%27 ... el_bombing