OPTION 1:
"Why me?" The student in question is sitting down with a grumpy face. It's not my fault my name has an & in it. "That's what my parents named me! I demand that you switch me out with the lowest-performing student, so I can enjoy the education I deserve." She moves aside to let other speakers come forward.
EFFECT: Students get kicked out of their dream school whenever a child smarter than them applies to join.
Increases Intelligence, Increases Civil Rights
OPTION 2:(Valid for nations that have free naming systems)
"This isn't enough!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, mother of <;>/., a child whose name is made entirely of punctuation. "Replace all these clunky old computers with newer ones which actually understand punctuation! I want my daughter should have a good education!"
EFFECT: Pranksters name themselves as ;'[][];'.,;.[35[,./[l9;11,'.l'.;[;/[{?<:68?{:><12@:?@</; during online tests to overload the school computer's data.
OPTION 3:
"No!" says a weeping girl, @@RANDOMNAME@@, barely able to control herself. "The class is full! If she gets in, I'll be kicked out of the school! It was my dream to be enrolled in the university!" She partially composes herself, and stands up. "Let there be extra spaces for any other qualifiers! Then no-one will have to worry!"
EFFECT: The national record for biggest class stands at 389.
Increases Intelligence, Increases Book Publishing
OPTION 4:
The well-mannered headmistress of the university, @@RANDOMNAME@@, finally manages to enter the room, and straightens up her tie. "I regret the loss of a new and more capable student, but rules are rules. We must keep enforcing them, no matter the situation." She curtsies and exits the room in silence.
EFFECT: Children are banned from changing school.
Decrease Civil Rights
OPTION 5:
A professor from the neighbouring @@RANDOMNAME@@ College, @@RANDOMNAME@@, pushes in from the back. "Forget these fancy new devices!" She starts in a demeaning tone. "Why not return to paper? We can keep the spare money and use it for other purposes, like wages? She intensely stares at your printer."
EFFECT: Teachers sacrifice a week each year to mark papers.
Increase Economy, Increase Book Publishing, Decrease Information Technology