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draft : Pizza, where are you?

Postby Sunhizria » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:07 pm

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Name: Pizza, do you exist?

Description: Recently, one of your friends, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, has joined the cult of pizza after a searching the words best "best food" on Sooker, and discovered Mizzko, a country renowned for their pizza and their pizza party. @@SHE_1@@ decided to celebrate @@her_@@ recent conversion to the cult of pizza, by hosting a pizza party, inviting you, all your friends and your familly. however, when you arrived, there was no pizza, nor any meal.

Validity: must have Vegetarianism, must have a weak Pizza Delivery Industry, must have a weak Cheese Export industry, must not have banned internet.

Options:
[option] "What's going on here? Are we really incapable of making pizza?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, author of the book 'War and Pizza', and member of the cult of pizza. "This cannot be real. How is our nation is incapable of making an simple dish like a pizza? Look, this is an emergency, his holy crustiness is at stakes here. You must subsidize the pizza industry with funds from all theses overfunded government departments, and pass what ever law you must to revive our industry. According to the bible of pizza, pizza has been a historical element of our nation, we can't let it disappear. Oh by His Holy Crustiness, i hope i can wake up tomorrow, eat pizza and concluded this was just a bad dream."
[Effect] pizzerias account for at least 3% of the government spendings.

[option] "Woah, there's no need to go that far," claims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME_1@@, your friend who organized the party. "I apolegize for my inability to make a pizza, I don't know how make, no one wanted to help me, and no stores sell pizzas. I did not knew the situation was that bad in @@NAME@@. It looked like those Mizzkoians are doing really great, i though it would be cool to do a party like them. Wait, its not over, i got a solution. I suggest that you Invest in the organic vegan pizza industry, remplace meta based ingredients with planets based aletrnatives, and write a manual to teach people how to cook a vegan pizza would be cute. It will be perfect, we will be able to have our pizza, without abandoning our vegetarian principles. That way, we can have our dough, and eat it too."
[Effect] Only vegan pizza are found in @@NAME@@

[option] "Investing in vegan pizzas is a good choice, but it's not enough," answers Pizzariano Thygreen, who appeared out of nowhere, wearing a 'Pizza4Lyfe' T-shirt. "There is only one way to show respect to his holy Crustiness. Dont listen to theses loser of the cult of pizza, but to me, the founder of the real cult of pizza. Did you know that in Mizzko, eating pizza is considered as a mandatory prayers, that's what we do must do. We must force everyone to choose between eating one pizza per week or go to jail. Thus is thy will of His Holy Crustiness, otherwise he will be very offended and he will punish @2NAME@@, by sending us disasters and insects invasions. We can't let that happen, right?"
[Effect] the cult of pizza is the official religion of @@NAME@@.

[option] When you open your mails, you see that you received a message from the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Nutritional Advisor Center. It reads : "Pizza is a poor imitation of real food, with too little good nutritional value and too many negatives. It is a poor addition to any diet, and excessive daily consumption can cause an adverse effect on one's health, like obesity, cardiovascular diseases and even cancer. The same can be said of other foodstuffs that have absolutely no nutritional benefit and only cause harm to one's bodily well-being. Our strongly recommended advice is to outlaw any foodstuffs that fall under a similar descriptor, such as candy, snacks saturated with fats and the like. Our citizens may protest these changed for a while, but it's for their own good!
[Effect] @@DENOMYN@ tend to call the @@NAME@@ healthy food ministry before each meals.[/quote]
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:11 pm

Sunhizria wrote:Description: recently, one of your friend decided to host a pizza party, but when you arrived to her home, you where shocked to discover she was unable to prepare or to buy any pizza.

Did the local supermarket also have a shortage of effect lines?
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Postby The Allied Tribe » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:15 pm

Well, vegetarians also eat pizza as long as there isn't any meat in it. You might be confusing vegetarians with vegans.

How about requiring a low "cheese exports" rank for people to get this issue?
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Postby Drasnia » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:45 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Sunhizria wrote:Description: recently, one of your friend decided to host a pizza party, but when you arrived to her home, you where shocked to discover she was unable to prepare or to buy any pizza.

Did the local supermarket also have a shortage of effect lines?

And capital letters. @Sunhizria you should probably run this issue through a word processor or some other program that has spell/grammar check. Right now it is riddled with errors.

On a more substantive note, I'm struggling to see why this should be an issue. It really doesn't make sense as a premise as well as not seeming to be something @@LEADER@@ should concern themselves with.

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Postby Minskiev » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:47 pm

To save Australian some time, how is this a national issue?

Also, here’s a few fixes:

@@leader@@ -> @@LEADER@@

@@randomname@@ -> @@RANDOMNAME@@

her -> @@HER@@

his -> @@HIS@@

she -> @@SHE@@

he -> @@HE@@
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Postby Sunhizria » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:06 pm

Well. okay, made some change, but i doubt its enough.
i do have problem with english its so not my natal language.

also. i would love this to be issues for nations who do not have pizza industry.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:13 am

Why is this a problem now, rather than 6 months ago?
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Postby Sunhizria » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:33 am

why it was not a problem 6 month ago, or even a year ago.
there are an easter egg which seem to require pizza industry / or cheese to be positive at least, i doubt that issues will availlable to issues who have negative industry.
true, we have issues who ban milk, but milk is not required to make pizza,

vegan pizza exist, so i dont think meta should required to have pizza industry.

so, why not having an issues for nation with negative pizza industry.

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Postby Minskiev » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:11 am

Alright, popped this into a grammar checker, and made a few more edits. Green will be questions.




Name: Pizza, where are you?

Description: Recently, one of your friends decided to host a pizza party, but when you arrived to @@HER_1@@ home, you were shocked to discover @@SHE_1@@ was unable to prepare or to buy any pizza, as no stores sell pizza, or any ingredients.

Validity: must have Vegetarianism, must have a weak Pizza Delivery Industry, must have a weak Cheese Export industry

[option] "How in His Holy Crustiness did this happen?" simultaneously gasps and cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, founder of the Cult of Pizza. "Our immaculate muchiness representatives are gone, this is a real disaster. You must intervene, @@LEADER@@. It's time to subsidize the pizzerias, and we'll pass whatever law needs to pass, and legalize meat-eating, so His Holy Crustiness's representatives can find their way in plate once again. This is an emergency, @@LEADER@@. Without pizza, life is meaningless."
[Effect]

How did everyone only notice this just now? Also, why was there a Capitalism policy for this option? Finally, what’s an immaculate muchiness?

[option] "What's going on here? Are we really incapable of making a pizza?" asks @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, author of the book 'War and Pizza'. "This cannot be happening. Our nation isn't incapable of making. I know, how about you take some funds and inject it into our pizza industry. You might as well legalize meat consumption, if it's not already legal. Pizza has been a historical element of our nation, we can't let it disappear.
[Effect]

This is the exact same as the first option, just relabeled for Socialism...also, why are there random empty validities, and why are there random empty effects?

[Validity]
[option] "Meat-eating!?" asks @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Green, a devout vegan. "Are you guys out of your mind? Did you forget why we outlawed consuming meat? @@LEADER@@, think about many @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ you saved with vegetarianism. If pizza has to disappear from @@NAME@@, then so be it. It's time to outlaw pizza."
[Effect]

Why outlaw something that’s already outlawed itself? This is kind of redundant.

[Validity]
[option] "Woah, there's no need to go that far," claims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME_1@@, your friend who organized the party. "It's true that I was not able to prepare a pizza, and that no one is selling any pizza or anything I could use to make a pizza, but we can do something. You can simply invest in the organic vegan pizza industry, and if everything works, we would be able to have our pizza, without abandoning our vegetarian principles. Like, we could replace cheese with a plant alternative. See, I found the solution once again; what'd you do without me?"

Same as option 1 and 2, but it’s for vegan pizza. Eh, alright.

[option] "Investing in vegan pizzas is a good choice, but it's not enough," answers Pizzariano Thygreen, suddenly coming out of nowhere, wearing a 'Pizza4Lyfe' T-shirt. "There is only way to show respect to the great immaculate muchiness. Everyone must eat a pizza per week, it's that simple. Eat a pizza or go to jail."

Well, this is definitely the crazy option, and I feel that this could be refined. Also, why couldn’t this option work for Atheists? Religion wasn’t mentioned at all here.
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Postby Sunhizria » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:12 pm

if i can answers,
the great immaculate muchiness is the (god) revered by the cult of the pizza. a Mock religion
option 1 is only present for capitalism nations,
option 2 is only for socialist nation, both theses option should overturn vegetarianism policy

option 3, well its not because pizza delivery industry is negative that the nation has outlawed it.
option 5, well. there are nation who like authoritarianism might pick that option.

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Postby The Supreme Vatican Caliphate » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:18 pm

Sunhizria wrote:if i can answers,
the great immaculate muchiness is the (god) revered by the cult of the pizza. a Mock religion
option 1 is only present for capitalism nations,
option 2 is only for socialist nation, both theses option should overturn vegetarianism policy

option 3, well its not because pizza delivery industry is negative that the nation has outlawed it.
option 5, well. there are nation who like authoritarianism might pick that option.


Well, the actual deity of the Cult of Pizza is His Holy Crustiness. You didn’t give a reason WHY 1 and 2 were for capitalist and socialist nations, respectively, for 3 of course it wasn’t outlawed, it just doesn’t make much sense to ban a food that isn’t common. Finally, I never said it was bad, it just could be worked upon. You also didn’t answer why atheist nations couldn’t have that option.

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Postby Sunhizria » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:27 pm

The Supreme Vatican Caliphate wrote:
Sunhizria wrote:if i can answers,
the great immaculate muchiness is the (god) revered by the cult of the pizza. a Mock religion
option 1 is only present for capitalism nations,
option 2 is only for socialist nation, both theses option should overturn vegetarianism policy

option 3, well its not because pizza delivery industry is negative that the nation has outlawed it.
option 5, well. there are nation who like authoritarianism might pick that option.


Well, the actual deity of the Cult of Pizza is His Holy Crustiness. You didn’t give a reason WHY 1 and 2 were for capitalist and socialist nations, respectively, for 3 of course it wasn’t outlawed, it just doesn’t make much sense to ban a food that isn’t common. Finally, I never said it was bad, it just could be worked upon. You also didn’t answer why atheist nations couldn’t have that option.


i just removed that atheist option validity.
and of course changed the draft once again

dunno how explain it, but it feel normal to divide the first option into separate capitalism and socialist option, many issues worked like that.
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Postby The Supreme Vatican Caliphate » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:34 pm

But there’s no reason for yours to. Hell, I even replaced your book bit about socialism with a genuinely clever pun.

Here’s how I think you should go about this.

Remove option 3, replace the character of option 5 with the character of option 1, and bump option 2 up.

Before:

1: Subsidize, but capitalist
2: Subsidize, but socialist
3: Ban pizza
4: Subsidize, but vegetarian
5: All hail pizza

After:

1: Subsidize
2: Subsidize, but vegetarian
3: All hail pizza

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Postby Sunhizria » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:18 pm

well. i changed the draft once again

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Postby The Supreme Vatican Caliphate » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:43 am

It looks...better, but why is there a Socialism requirement for option 1?

Not to mention that you ruined the pun. War and Pizza is a spin-off of War and Peace. Why would you add Peace to it?

Why are there empty validities?

Why is your friend saying that we don’t need to go that far? Option 1 isn’t extreme.

Why does Option 1 just throw ‘let’s get meat back’ without any context? Option 1 is about revitalizing the pizza industry, not destroying vegetarianism. And what’s with the military? And why are you obstructing player autonomy by saying that pizza is a historical element of our nation? What if it isn’t?

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Postby Sunhizria » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:58 am

The Supreme Vatican Caliphate wrote:It looks...better, but why is there a Socialism requirement for option 1?

Not to mention that you ruined the pun. War and Pizza is a spin-off of War and Peace. Why would you add Peace to it?

Why are there empty validities?

Why is your friend saying that we don’t need to go that far? Option 1 isn’t extreme.

Why does Option 1 just throw ‘let’s get meat back’ without any context? Option 1 is about revitalizing the pizza industry, not destroying vegetarianism. And what’s with the military? And why are you obstructing player autonomy by saying that pizza is a historical element of our nation? What if it isn’t?



socialism for option 1. its a bad edit. removed.
well. if no one propose any validities, empty validities will be removed before submitting.
well, we shall make character 1 a member of the cult of pizza, therefor, him saying pizza is an historical element of nation's history will be his view. not the players

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Postby Sunhizria » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:14 am

well. no other comments ???

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Postby Minskiev » Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:40 am

Not really, you don’t take constructive criticism seriously.

Seriously enough, I should say.
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Postby Sunhizria » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:08 pm

Minskiev wrote:Not really, you don’t take constructive criticism seriously.

Seriously enough, I should say.



okay

so, i should give up apparently.

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Postby Daarwyrth » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:18 pm

Sunhizria wrote:
Minskiev wrote:Not really, you don’t take constructive criticism seriously.

Seriously enough, I should say.



okay

so, i should give up apparently.


No one is saying you should give up. Drafting a good issue takes time and thus, patience.

Take a look at what people write, consider what they are writing and try to work in the comments as best you can into the issue draft. The feedback that is given is not meant to criticise you, it is meant to help you improve your draft.
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Postby Awesomeland012345 » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:32 pm

ima try and edit it. dunno if they'll be good edits tho.

Sunhizria wrote:DRAFT 3
Name: Pizza, where are you?

Description: Recently, one of your friends, @@RANDOMNAME@@, who joinedis a part of the cult of pizza, decided to host a pizza party. However, when you arrived to her @@HIS@@home, you where shocked to discover she@@HE@@ was unable to prepare or to buy any pizza, as no stores sell pizza, or any ingredients because @@HE@@ couldn't find any stores that sold pizza or it's ingredients.

Validity: must have Vegetarianism, must have a weak Pizza Delivery Industry, must have a weak Cheese Export industry

Options:
[Validity]
[option] "What's going on here? Are we really incapable of making a pizza?" asks @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, author of the book 'War, Peace, and Pizza', and is a member of the cult of pizza. "This cannot be real. How isho, by his Holy Crustiness, Oour nation is incapable of making a pizza,? I know, how about you take some funds from some government departments, like the military, education, healthcare, or whatever department that,s currently overfunded, and inject it into our pizza industrySubsidize the pizza industry with funds from overfunded government departments. Pass what ever law you must, for exemple, you could legalize meat-comsuption, so we can have pepperoni on our pizzas, or funds the dairy industry, so we have cheese, too. Pizza has been a historical element of our nation, we can't let it disappear. Oh by his Hholy crustiness, tell me this is all a bad dream."
[Effect] pizzerias account for at least 3% of the government spendings.

[Validity]
[option] "Woah, there's no need to go that far," claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, your friend who organized the party. "It's true that I wasn't notable to prepare a pizza, and that no one is selling any pizza or anything I could use to make a pizza,but we can do something. You can simply invest in the organic vegan pizza industry, and if everything works, we would be able to have our pizza, without abandoning our vegetarian principles.Like, we could replace cheese with a plant alternative. See, I found the solution once again; what'd you do without me?"
[Effect] Ppizzas cannot be sold in @@nameNAME@@, unless they are approved by the @@DEMONYM@@ ecology, forest, animals and environment protection agency.

[Validity]
[option] "Investing in vegan pizzas is a good choice, but it's not enough," answers Pizzariano Thygreen, suddenly comingwho appeared out of nowhere, wearing a 'Pizza4Lyfe' T-shirt. "There is only way to show respect to hisHis Holy Crustiness. Everyone must eat a pizza per week, it's that simple. Eat a pizza or go to jail. Otherwise, His Holy Crustiness will be offended and he will send disasters on @@NAME@@, to punish us. We can't let that happen, right.?"
[Effect] Tthe cult of pizza is the official religion of @@NAME@@.

draft 1
Name: Pizza, where are you?

Description: recently, one of your friend decided to host a pizza party, but when you arrived to her home, you where shocked to discover she was unable to prepare or to buy any pizza, as no stores sell pizza, or any ingredients.

Validity: must have Vegetarianism, must have a weak Pizza Delivery Industry, must have a weak Cheese Export industry

Options:

[Validity] nation has capitalism policy
[option] "How in His Holy Crustiness did this happen?" simultaneously gasps and cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, founder of the Cult of Pizza. "Our Holy immaculate muchiness representatives are gone, this is a real disaster. You must intervene, @@LEADER@@. It's time to subsidize the pizzerias, and we'll pass whatever law needs to pass, and legalize meat-eating, so His Holy Crustiness's representatives can find their way in plate once again. This is an emergency, @@LEADER@@. Without pizza, life is meaningless."
[Effect] pizzaria account for at least 3% of the government spendings

[Validity] nation has socialism policy
[option] "What's going on here? Are we really incapable of making a pizza?" asks @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, author of the book 'War and Pizza'. "This cannot be happening. Our nation isn't incapable of making. I know, how about you take some funds and inject it into our pizza industry. You might as well legalize meat consumption, if it's not already legal. Pizza has been a historical element of our nation, we can't let it disappear."
[Effect] pizzaria account for at least 3% of the government spendings

[Validity]
[option] "Meat-eating!?" asks @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Green, a devout vegan. "Are you guys out of your mind? Did you forget why we outlawed consuming meat? @@LEADER@@, think about many @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ you saved with vegetarianism. If pizza has to disappear from @@NAME@@, then so be it. Its time to stop the consumption of pizza, give me a pen and a I'll make anti-pizza propaganda for you."
[Effect] Many @@DEMONYM@@ believe pizza is an invasive species that hunt and poison humans.

[Validity]
[option] "Woah, there's no need to go that far," claims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME_1@@, your friend who organized the party. "It's true that I was not able to prepare a pizza, and that no one is selling any pizza or anything I could use to make a pizza, but we can do something. You can simply invest in the organic vegan pizza industry, and if everything works, we would be able to have our pizza, without abandoning our vegetarian principles. Like, we could replace cheese with a plant alternative. See, I found the solution once again; what'd you do without me?"
[Effect] Pizzas cannot be sold in @@name@@, unless they are approved by the @@DEMONYM@@ ecology, forest, animals and environment protection agency

[Validity]
[option] "Investing in vegan pizzas is a good choice, but it's not enough," answers Pizzariano Thygreen, suddenly coming out of nowhere, wearing a 'Pizza4Lyfe' T-shirt. "There is only way to show respect to his His Holy Crustiness. Everyone must eat a pizza per week, it's that simple. Eat a pizza or go to jail. Otherwise, His Holy Crustiness will be offended and he will send disasters on @@NAME@@, to punish us. We can't let that happen right."
[Effect] The cult of pizza is the official religion of @@NAME@@
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Postby Sunhizria » Tue Aug 04, 2020 2:27 pm

Awesomeland012345 wrote:ima try and edit it. dunno if they'll be good edits tho.


thanks to you

i made a new draft with thoses edits.
some are nice, but some i don't get
why should His Holy Crustiness but in caps in one option, and not in the others, for exemple. i don't get at all
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Postby The Supreme Vatican Caliphate » Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:04 pm

All three of the options are from people from the Cult of Pizza. Isn’t that a little suspicious? I think only option 3 should come from a Cultist.

Oh, and also. The book’s gotta be ‘War and Pizza’ for the pun to work.
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Postby Sunhizria » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:34 pm

The Supreme Vatican Caliphate wrote:All three of the options are from people from the Cult of Pizza. Isn’t that a little suspicious? I think only option 3 should come from a Cultist.

Oh, and also. The book’s gotta be ‘War and Pizza’ for the pun to work.



i don,t want to ruin it. but i do not understand that pun.... i'm sorry

i changed option 3 to came from the true cult of pizza. since the cult of pizza is a mock religion.
option 4 for those who want to want to continue rejecting pizza

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