Validity: Must be in the top 25% for Social Conservatism and top 30% for authoritarianism.
Description
As of recent, the vocabulary of the youth in @@NATION@@ has been shifting from that used by older people. With much of this slang coming from slums and majority-Bigtopian homes, the older generation has become a vocal opposition to this. With such slang usage showing no sign of dying out, the calls for a language academy to maintain @@DENONYM@@-only influence within @@NATION@@ have gone from fringe-support to nationwide debate.
Option 1:
"I am shocked at what has happened to the @@DENONYM@@ language!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, the leader of a self-proclaimed @@DENONYM@@ language academy. "Back in my day, we knew how to clearly speak and write with flair! Now all we have is a declining tongue, soon to become a Bigtopian creole! Please, Leader, enforce this to save our language!"
Effect: Centuries in the future, language courses for the language the @@DENONYM@@ curriculum is taught in are commonplace.
Option 2:
"Should we do that, though?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, the homeless leader of the @@DENONYM@@ Bigtopian Society. "Language naturally evolves all the time, and we shouldn't stop its progression now just because it scratched a few cats. You can't deny that not all changes are bad, so prevent these from coming about?
Effect: Words said by more than three people enter the @@CAPITAL@@ University dictionary.
Option 3:
"Of course this has happened without proper measures." says @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, leader of the famous @@SURNAME_1@@U university. "Simply shaming them won't prevent this decay. Instead, we should make it official: all usage of swear words or slang in @@DENONYM@@ school shall be punished. This'll give @@DENONYM@@ students a much larger lexicon and overall improve our literacy."
Effect: Mean older siblings teach their younger siblings swear words to get them in trouble at schools.
Option 4:
"Or you could just classify these as separate languages" says your minister for overcomplication, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I mean, these languages show diverging words and phoneme inventories. If Qelpan and Mistani are classified as separate languages, so too should @@DENONYM@@ and Domarian!
Effect: Replacing Zs with Qs makes a new official language.
Draft 1: