In the Jingoistic States of Soulless Losers, human resources are treated exactly as they should be -as equipment-. We take great National Pride in the destruction of personal and political freedoms and we are dedicated to building a better future for our governing officers. With a large weapons base and a swift military, not only do we enjoy aggravating the fun-loving, happy-go-lucky nations of the world, we rub their noses in it. With only 5 Million people to kill, there is no real satisfaction in victory against us, and we'll be sure to fire a spiteful last-stand style barrage of nuclear warheads at our conquerors. Generally, we are a nuisance to the new world and we are quite proud of it. We don't hope to conquer the world, rather we try to make a parking lot of it.
Now that you understand our small nation, who is interested in having us represent them at the WA?
There's nothing more politically motivating than a belligerent, gun-toting man drinking Four Loko.
Jingo Jingo! It's a bingo!
Soulless Losers
