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Equality Founder
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Postby Equality Founder » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:56 pm

Hello,

I am Equality Founder, founder of Equality. I have sent you this telegram to persuade you into joining my region. It may be new and I may be the only member as of now, but I see a great future for Equality. Our forums are currently under construction and a constitution is in the writing. Join now and become a part of Equality.
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Durkadurkiranistan II
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Postby Durkadurkiranistan II » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:53 am

You're probably going to want a more compelling telegram than that. Offer them 72 virgins or something like that.
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Romanar
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Postby Romanar » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:37 pm

Durkadurkiranistan II wrote:You're probably going to want a more compelling telegram than that. Offer them 72 virgins or something like that.


With any luck, they won't realize WHY they are virgins until it's too late. :lol:
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Great Valencia
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Postby Great Valencia » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:05 am

:shock:
Erruhh.. Why?
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Postby Orthaethaczil » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:59 am

My wild guess would be: they are virgins because (a) they are ugly or (b) they are lesbian or (c) they are asexual or (d) they are insufferable.
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